What Everyone is Getting for Christmas

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What the holy hell is that thing?

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I CLICKED THE DALEK USERICON, WHAT IS THIS MADNESS.

...Fine. Stare at my "only uses when trolling as an emo camwhore" icon.

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It's this blanket with sleeves that they keep advertising on tv called a "Snuggie". I've also seen it online as a "Slankie". I think it looks funny. Hehehe.

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D: It... ::stares:: Seriously, people. Why not JUST GRAB A BLANKET OR ROBE?

Some "inventions" make me want to shake the shoulders of their inventors.

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I sincerely hope the other commenters to your entry are not offended by my mocking of this useless AMAZING product :D

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Yeah, I was a tad worried myself but hey, there's nothing wrong with looking like a Benedictine monk.

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Precisely. I mean, who doesn't want a good reenactment of In the Name of the Rose? ...Minus Sean Connery?

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Didn't we watch that in a class? o_O

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I think we did! I was remembering when I watched it late at night on our fancy new cable in middle school, but now you mention it, I'm fairly certain we watched it in class because I remember LOLing with you over the naked food-desiring woman. And the really awkward sex scene with Christian Slater!

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A robe doesn't cover you up like a blanket and you can't do stuff while under a blanket... apparently!

It's too cold! TOO COLD!

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Dude, judging by that thing? You couldn't do much aside from sweep about the house dramatically, swaddled in cloth.