The Chronicles of FiveDorks Chat Room chp. 12

[tine_cheese]

Title: The Chronicles of FiveDorks Chat Room 12: Little Sisters Invasion
Author: tine_cheese
Rating: PG-13
Length: ?
Warnings: Yaoi, No Plot
Genre: romance, drama-ish, comedy?, and randomness
Pairings: YunJae, YooSu, OTP5
Summary: Five new college students find how college life really is.
Sneak peak 1
Sneak peak 2

The Trouble Making Yoochun part 1
part 2
part 3
JaeSu Wrath
Make Jaejaejoong
Apology Dinner & JunHoMin Dude Night-out
Jaejoong Out of Control
Cereal Killer?
Getting Down
FiveDork Mission #1
YunJae in Denial?
HAWT
Something go'in ON

FiveDorks Chat room 6/7/09 3:39 P.M.

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Smartone: We're gonna die
JJ_shock: you're overreacting
Smartone: we're gonna die
JJ_shock: -_-"
SoccerRox: you and Yunho hyung were having sex right?
Youwantme: su!
Icandance: OMG
JJ_shock: yes
Smartone: as if it wasn't obvious!
Icandance: IT WASN'T?!?!?!
JJ_shock: no, Yunho-- of course it wasn't
Icandance: ok I know I'm a bit slow at times but this does not mean you should be sarcastic with me mister
Youwantme: see, great
Youwantme: they're in a fight now
JJ_shock: we are not in a fight
Icandance: yes we are! How dare you be virtually sarcastic with me hours before we pick up Yunji and Injae?
JJ_shock: what's that got to do with me being sarcastic?
Smartone: and its not like Jaejoong hyung's not sarcastic
Smartone: besides for me, I think he's the most sarcastic person in my life
Icandance: OH YEAH. Be on the SARCASM'S SIDE!
JJ_shock: Yunho
SoccerRox: can we forget about the being sarcastic thing?
Youwantme: Did you guys like the surprise b-day party or what?!?! :D
SoccerRox: I did good huh, Yoochunnie? ^^
Youwantme: you sure did!
JJ_shock: I'm picking up Injae and Yunji since you've got dance practice later
Icandance: No. I'LL pick Yunji and Injae up-- I don't have dance practice today
JJ_shock: too bad I called it first!
Smartone: cheese and rice man-- are you sure you wanna pick a fight already?
Icandance: WE ARE NOT FIGHTING!
JJ_shock: WE AREN'T FIGHTING!
Smartone: I g2g pick up Minkyung from the station. buh bye
SoccerRox: see ya!
Youwantme: bye!
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JJ_shock: You're irritating me
Icandance: WELL GOOD
Icandance: CAUSE YOU'RE IRRITATING ME TOO!
Youwantme: oh come on! Don't tell me you're gonna start with the fuzz again
SoccerRox: for pete's sake its family week guys
Youwantme: how are you two going to set a good example for your little sisters?
SoccerRox: what Yoochun said
JJ_shock: I'm gonna go buy Injae and yunji a welcome present :] BYE.
JJ_shock has logged off.

SoccerRox: aw great
Youwantme: well we have to worry about our brothers too
SoccerRox: I hate your brother Yoochun
SoccerRox: I just had to say it...I'm sorry :[
Icandance: I'm gonna go buy Yunji and Injae a bigger present!
Icandance has logged off.

Youwantme: what? why?
SoccerRox: he keeps touching me! >_< I hate it!
SoccerRox: he's so...clingy and...flirty and stuff! eww!
Youwantme: good
SoccerRox: you're not mad?
Youwantme: at my brother yes at you no
SoccerRox: :] thank you~ I'm glad you finally see my POV
Youwantme: I thought he was just really friendly with you...but when I saw him all over you the other night I have to talk to him
SoccerRox: yes please Chunnie. :]
Youwantme: sure. no prob
Youwantme: I can't wait till Inwhan comes though! he's soooo cute!
SoccerRox: :3 I know right?!?!?!! >___< he's so darn cute!
Youwantme: just like his hot, steamy older cousin~ ^3^
SoccerRox: oh yoochunnie~

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Scenario: Jaejoong Picking Injae and Yunji up from the airport
Date: 6/7/09
Time: 9:41:24 PM
Location: Seoul Airport

Jaejoong: *looks around for his little sister* Where is she? *pouts* she's suppose to be here like...minutes ago! *crosses arms*
Jaejoong: *keeps looking around* When I see that little pest I am so lecturing her! *taps foot*
Girl#1: *passes by him* Omo! Its-- its Jaejoong oppa! *squeals* OMO! UMMA!!!! *runs to her mother*
Jaejoong: *blinks* what the hell was that? *blinks again* Oh! Injae-ah! *waves hands with a smile on his face*
Injae: *looks for the voice calling her* OMO! OPPA! *grins and runs to him* JAEJOONG OPPA! *laughs and hugs him tightly*
Jaejoong: Yah! *laughs* You're so big now!
Injae: Of course I've grown oppa! I'm almost going to college too *lets go of Jaejoong and looks at him* Jaejoong oppa...waa...you look more handsomer now!
Jaejoong: *laughs and ruffles her hair* You've gotten prettier too, don't worry *hugs her again* I missed you a lot, dongsaeng *caresses her back gently*
Injae: *pouts* awww! Oppa! I missed you a lot too....but we're together now *smiles gently and kisses him on the cheek* You've been a good man, right? *smiles*
Jaejoong: *smiles* Course! You've been a good pre-woman right?
Injae: I'm considered a full grown woman for your information! Umma and Appa told me so *crosses her arms*
Jaejoong: *takes her luggage and puts his arm around her* That doesn't work for me *sighs and nods* You're my little sister and that's how you're gonna be for the rest of your life! *laughs*
Injae: *pokes him on his tummy* That's mean! I don't do that to you! Secluding what you will be in the future! So unfair! Just cause you're the oldest one!
Jaejoong: *smiles gently and rubs her arm* I'm just kidding, okay? If it makes you feel better, I did cook your favorites *nods with a pout*
Injae: *smiles* Really? With the takoyaki?
Jaejoong: *nods* course! What's an Injae fest without the takoyaki?
Injae: *hugs him again* Oh you are my big brother! *giggles* I love you so much I can just kill you! *snorts*
Jaejoong: *laughs* Hahaha-- you still snort?
Injae: I only do when I'm really happy! *pouts* people say it cute! Gosh you just totally killed my happiness oppa. Gosh, really-- when you get a woman happy-- you should sta-- *blinks*

*Yunho and Yunji walked towards them*

Yunho: *smiles* Oh, what a coincidence finding you two in here *walks towards them*
Yunji: *slips from her oppa's arm and hugs Injae* Injae-ah!!! I missed you like a lot I can't even explain it!!
Injae: *laughs* I missed you too! Abandoning me here in Korea! *pouts* Take me to Japan too, okay?
Jaejoong: *rolls eyes at Yunho and crosses his arms*
Yunho: *clears his throat and walks towards Jaejoong* Soo...
Jaejoong: *blinks at him* So don't bother cause I can handle both of them, just run along and go with your dancing buddies-- I just saw some hobos break dancing in the entrance *smiles*
Yunho: *blinks twice, his jaw dropped*
Jaejoong: *smirks and walks closer to him, their bodies touching. He "hugs" him, his mouth position besides Yunho's ear* Don't worry, baby-- this time there's no confussion cause I'm not being sarcastic *breaths on his ear then backs away with an inocent smile* See you later, Yunho?

-while Jaejoong was "hugging" Yunho-

Injae: *giggles* Yunji-yah, look there's some action going on *whispers* I don't think we need to even be here *smiles*
Yunji: *smirks* I knew something was going on...Yunho oppa seemed to be talking about his problems and his only problems are Jaejoong oppa *pauses and looks at Injae* You know, how they fight and stuff...
Injae: *nods* Okay
Yunji: good cause sometimes you go all crazy about your oppa--
Injae: *smiles* no I don't
Yunji: *blinks* Uh...yeah. You do, Injae. Trust me. You do
Injae: *forces a smile* Um, I think I know better than anyone actually
Yunji: Well sometimes you go in denial too
Injae: *gasps* Yunji! How-- wha-- oh that is just not right. How can you-- you know what? I'm not talking to you *crosses arms and turns around*
Yunji: fine! *turns around too*

Jaejoong: *turns to the girls* Injae, Yunji-ah. Can you girls wait for us just a sex-- sec? Your Yunho oppa and I have to talk *smiles*
Injae: *smiles and nods* sure-- sure take your time
Yunji: *giggles and slaps Injae on the arm gently* Omo! Did you hear that?! sex turned into sec?! *laughs*
Injae: *jumps* Do you think they'd actually do it in public?
Yunji: *chuckles* I dunno but we better see what they're doing! *laughs along with Injae*
Injae: *pouts and hugs Yunji* I'm sorry, Yunji-ah...
Yunji: *hugs her back* Me too...*smiles at her* Now let's go spy on them!

*Jaejoong and Yunho turn to a corner and Yunho leans on the wall, Jaejoong's arm against the wall as well. They're facing each other*

Jaejoong: *sighs* Honestly, what do you want?
Yunho: Hello? Yunji's my sister?
Jaejoong: So?
Yunho: I have the right to pick her up myself? Who said you can pick her up in the first place?
Jaejoong: Uh-- your mom?!? She called me last night and asked me to just in case you forgot-- which UH. You probably would!
Yunho: You actually think I'D FORGET MY OWN SISTER?! WHAT AM I TO YOU? A STUPID DANCING DORK WHO DOESN'T REMEMBER STUFF?!?!? *heaves*
Jaejoong: *blinks* Oh my god. You look so hot right now *bites lower lip*
Yunho: *gulps and catches his breath* Jaejoong?
Jaejoong: *pulls Yunho's shirt to him* Kiss me, stupid dancing dork who doesn't remember stuff *smirks*
Yunho: *smiles and holds Jaejoong's face and kisses him*

*Injae and Yunji are hiding in a bush*

Injae: *covers her mouth* eeekkk!!!
Yunji: *smiles* Omo! We-- we did it! *giggles*

*Yunho and Jaejoong walk back to the girls with their arms connected, smiles on their faces*

Jaejoong: Sorry for our bad behavior earlier, girls
Yunho: *nods* Yeah, Jaejoong oppa and I just had a little fight
Injae: So...what you're saying is...that you're together together, right?
Jaejoong: *widens eyes and looks at Yunho then back at Injae* UH-- no! I mean-- we-- we--
Yunho: *gulps* We're just best buds! *grins* Let's go and go home, shall we? *takes Yunji's luggage with his free hand*
Jaejoong: *takes Injae's luggage too* Yunho
Yunho: yeah?
Jaejoong: *whispers* Should we tell them?
Yunho: *sighs and shrugs* Not now...*bites lower lip* but some time soon *smiles gently*
Jaejoong: *smiles back* okay
Injae: *giggles* Sooo...how's college life?
Yunji: How's your social lives? Good? Socialble?
Injae: How's your relationship towards each other? Closer? Further than before?
Yunji: Got a girlfriend behind each other's back? Do you even have likings in women now?
Injae: Or do you just like each other despite gender?
Jaejoong: *chuckles* Oh, you two are so funny. I have no idea what you're talking about
Yunho: *nods* yes, no idea. You know that Jaejoong and I have always loved each other a lot-- like bro's
Injae: *nudges Yunji* More like lovers *giggles*
Yunji: *smiles and turns around to the couple* Oh! Oppa...I forgot my air bed....*pouts*
Injae: *widens eyes* Jaejoong oppa...wasn't I carrying another bag?
Jaejoong: *shakes head* No...why?
Injae: I lost my air bag too! Oh no...how are we going to sleep?
Jaejoong: *looks at Yunho* We've got two beds *smiles and nods to the girls* Injae will sleep with me and Yunji will sleep with Yunho-- you two won't get sleep talking away all night
Injae: Ooor~ Yunji and I can sleep on oppa's bed and oppa and Yunho oppa can sleep on Yunho oppa's bed *smiles*
Yunho: *smirks* That can be arranged as well
Jaejoong: Yunnie~
*Injae and Yunji laugh*
Injae: are you sure you have nothing to tell us?
Jaejoong& Yunho: What is it that you two want to know?
Injae: Stuff *shrugs*
Yunji: *nods* A lot of stuff *raises her eyebrows*

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Phone Conversation

Changmin and Jaejoong

6/8/09 Monday 5:23 AM

CM: I need help
JJ: *yawns* Oh shit, I'm la-- wait I'm not *smiles* what was that?
CM: *sighs* My sister's bleeding in the lower areas....she forgot to bring herself those pad devices and I went to check the local "Everything you need 24/7" Store and sadly-- they don't have menstruation pad devices 24/7!
JJ: So you're telling me Minkyung's on her period?
CM: yes
JJ: *sighs* why didn't you just tell me? God. You make the simplest things complicated
CM: I can't let those words pass my manly lips
JJ: you're weird
CM: well... you're Jaejoong!
JJ: yeah and you're an ass for not taking care of your sister! Don't you know how to take care of here?! You're 19 years old for pete's sake, man! Don't you have a JICAWNS bag?
CM: what the hell is a jicawns bag?
JJ: *sighs* You're stupid. It stands for Just In Case A Woman Needs Something bag! You douche bag!
CM: Sorry, last time I check I was a man, my mistake
JJ: there's a difference between being a feminine and being feminine
CM: really? Is there hyung? Is there really?
JJ: Yes-- now do you want the pads or not?
CM: YES YES YES! She's been bleeding since this morning!
JJ: then hurry up and get here!
CM: So you wouldn't mind if I borrow some stain removal junk too?
JJ: what did you do to her?
CM: Well...I told her to go to the bathroom and sit there until I get her one of those menstruation devices
JJ: why do you need stain removal?
CM: hello!?!? The blood went through her white PJ's and polka-dotted panties! And MY POKEMON BED SHEETS!
JJ: *sighs* Alright, alright
CM: Oh and I'll be coming in for breakfast too *grins*
JJ: yah what the hell do you think I am?
CM: Awesome?
JJ: *groans* Fi--

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

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You have entered the FlowerGirls Chat room on 6/8/09 3:23 PM

IJ_awe has logged on.
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Better_than_bigbro: I'm bored and is suffering from cramps
IJ_awe: Oh Minkyung-ah! I heard Jaejoong oppa this morning~ Do you want some Midol? I got some just in case ^^
Better_than_bigbro: Its okay, got Advil. ^___^
IJ_awe: oh, alright then
Icandancebetter: yeah...stuck here on the bench...waiting for Yunho oppa's class to be over is not what I intended on doing
IJ_awe: I'm sitting between a smelly hobo and a weird looking teenager who looks perverted...
Icandancebetter: where are you?
IJ_awe: I'm in the hospital with Jaejoong oppa
IJ_awe: he's getting a check-up for prostate cancer
Better_than_bigbro: what? its not mandatory for him to do that yet
Icandancebetter: I thought only old men get that test
IJ_awe: apparently, my oppa just needs to "check"
IJ_awe: Just in case he says ;}
Icandancebetter: oohhh....lol that
Better_than_bigbro: oh-- THAT. well, that's a good preference in doing
IJ_awe: he said Yunho oppa's taking a test too X3 tomorrow
Icandancebetter: Yunho oppa didn't tell me anything about it
IJ_awe: did I tell you it was a secret? ^^;
Better_than_bigbro: ROFL. I can't picture Yunho oppa doing that. X3 really
Better_than_bigbro: I just can't
Icandancebetter: I know right? I think he'd rather be the doctor doing the test on Jaejoong oppa! >___< XDD
IJ_awe: LOL.
IJ_awe: Oiers~ Gotta go! Jaejoong oppa's done. :] Oppa-Dongsaeng bonding time~~~ ^_^
Icandancebetter: aw! jaejoong oppa's absent for the whole day just because of you!?!?! TT.TT lucky...
IJ_awe: yup! :] and because he has a check-up
Better_than_bigbro: I'm stuck here in oppa's pig pen and you don't see me complaining
Icandancebetter: fine..have fun Injae! ^_^;
IJ_awe: g2g! bye~

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Better_than_bigbro: hey, wanna go to the mall or something?
Icandancebetter: sure, let me just wait for his class to finish then I'll ask-- 20 minutes, kay?
Better_than_bigbro: alright
Icandancebetter: thnx~

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Scenario: Yoosu shopping for food
Date: 6/8/09
Time: 3:41:21 PM
Location: Food Goods Super Market

Yoochun: *follows Junsu, pushing the shopping cart* Junsu-yah...what are we doing here?
Junsu: *looks at the shelves* For the 5th time! We're stocking up on food cause our fridge is empty and we've got 3 guests coming tonight
Yoochun: Why don't we just get take-out?
Junsu: *looks back at him* Inhwan's coming! I don't want him to eat fast food! Its not good for his growing body *crosses his arms* Yoochun-ah, can you just cope with this and help me? *walks towards him and caresses his arm* Please, Chunnie? Baby? *pouts*
Yoochun: *sighs* fine...but I'll do my best's best if I get a treat *smiles*
Junsu: *smiles* what kind of treat?
Yoochun: *puts his arm around Junsu and starts pushing the cart* Oh, you know...the usual treat a guy with a hot, sexy lover wants every night with a side of...ice cream
Junsu: *chuckles* Oh you're getting edible with me now, huh?
Yoochun: *grins and rests his head on Junsu's shoulder* I'd love to get edible with you
Junsu: *wraps his arm around Yoochun's waist* Alright then, but first you need to show me how good you're gonna be *nods sternly as he looks at Yoochun*
Yoochun: *nods* Okay. Deal.
Junsu: *smiles and slaps Yoochun's ass* Good, now let's get our shopping done *kisses Yoochun quickly and wriggles out of his grip* Push that cart, Park! Its not gonna push itself if that's what you're thinking!
Yoochun: *pushes the car and catches up to him* Just like how your ass won't fuck itself, right?
Junsu: Just like how your cock won't be erected by itself right?
Yoochun: Just like how you won't be able to moan by yourself right?
Junsu: *crosses arms and walks towards him* Just like how you won't be able to live without me, right?
Yoochun: *smiles gently* right
Junsu: *pouts and smiles* Thought so *takes Yoochun's hand and intertwines their fingers together*
Yoochun: *sighs* I like where we are right now, Junsu-ah
Junsu: *smiles and takes a can of tomato sauce from the shelve and puts it in the cart* What? We're getting close the erotic section of the store, honey?
Yoochun: No! Geez! I mean where our relationship is! *pouts* I can't believe you'd think of me like that...actually I can but when I'm being romantic? You gotta give me credit here
Junsu: *smiles and kisses him on the check* Credit given *sighs* what's wrong with you? You don't become calm and romantic all of a sudden
Yoochun: I just...feel kinda sad that we're gonna have people living with us for a week
Junsu: *frowns and gets canned fruits* why is that?
Yoochun: We can't have sex whenever we want
Junsu: *chuckles* Let's just do that when we're all alone, kay?
Yoochun: And when do you think that'll happen this week? When we're sleeping with Inhwan in the middle of us? When we're in the kitchen with Junho eating his face off with the fridge door open? When we're on the couch with Yoohwan playing video games?
Junsu: *sighs and pats Yoochun's shoulder* Yoochun-ah, we'll find time. Promise. *smiles* Besides, its not like you'd die without us doing it....I think that's unhealthy, Yoochun-ah
Yoochun: Then I am unhealthy! Cause I'm not touching you
Junsu: That doesn't even make sense
Yoochun: It doesn't have to *shrugs*
Junsu: *rolls eyes* Come on *walks forward* Let's go to the veggie section and buy broccoli!
Yoochun: *groans* Aww Junsu! Come on~
Junsu: *smiles* that's what you get for being sex-addicted!



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