The Chronicles of FiveDorks Chat Room chp. 10
Title: The Chronicles of FiveDorks Chat Room 10: HAWT
Author: tine_cheese
Rating: PG-13
Length: ?
Warnings: Yaoi, No Plot
Genre: romance, drama-ish, comedy?, and randomness
Pairings: YunJae, YooSu, OTP5
Summary: Five new college students find how college life really is.
Sneak peak 1
Sneak peak 2
The Trouble Making Yoochun part 1
part 2
part 3
JaeSu Wrath
Make Jaejaejoong
Apology Dinner & JunHoMin Dude Night-out
Jaejoong Out of Control
Cereal Killer?
Getting Down
FiveDork Mission #1
YunJae in Denial?
Scenario: Yunho and Jaejoong in car
Date: 5/31/09 Sunday
Time: 9:45:32 PM
Location: Yunho's car
JJ: *closes door& puts on seat belt*
YH: *taps on the wheel, watching JJ*
JJ: *folds hands on lap* Soo....*looks at Yunho*...where to? *smiles*
YH: *looks away* Oh umm....where do you wanna go?
JJ: You wanted to go drinking? Umm...hey let's go to Soiree *nods*
YH: *puts car in reverse* Okay, let's get going then *smiles*
JJ: *puffs cheeks and looks at Yunho driving*
YH: What did you do today, Jaejoong-ah? *keeps eyes on the road*
JJ: *smiles* Umm...I went to my kindergarten class today and it was really fun as always *nods* He looks so manly talking to me as he drives....*bites lower lip* Umm...what did you do today, Yunho-ah?
YH: Oh, you know the usual Sunday *nods* Eat breakfast, jog, go to the community and teach kids how to dance, eat lunch, I went shopping though *smiles*
JJ: Really? What did you get?
YH: *sighs* Oh just some stuff *nods* then...I broke up with Hyojoo *gulps*
JJ: I'm...really...sorry to hear that, Yunho-ah...are you okay? *pouts and caresses Yunho's shoulder* Yes! He's mine!!!
YH: *nods* Yeah, I'm fine Jaejoong-ah...don't worry...about it *chuckles* I can't date someone who doesn't even like me back right?
JJ: *frowns* Yunho-ah....I...I didn't mean it like that...
YH: *shakes head* No, Jaejoong-ah I didn't mean it like that-- I mean just...you made sense to me. I mean, I was just wasting my time on her
JJ: *bites lower lip* If it makes you feel better, I love you a whole lot *smiles*...you know...as a....as...a...--
YH: *stops car at a red light* You do? *looks at JJ*
JJ: *looks at YH* ...yeah...I...I do *gulps*
YH: *smiles, takes JJ's hand and kisses it* Great cause I do too
JJ: ...*chuckles* you....you do?
YH: *nods* Yeah...I was just so naive because now that I look at it, we've always loved each other but we've been so use to showing it to each other calling us "friends" when we're so much more than that... I told you I love you on the phone and my heart skipped a beat...Jaejoong-ah *smiles gently*
YH: *waves hand at JJ* Jaejoong-ah! Are you okay?
JJ: *blinks* Oh...yeah...I'm...I'm okay *smiles* ...daydreaming...that's great!
YH: We're here, let's go! *unbuckles seat belt* You ready to go? *smiles at Jaejoong*
JJ: *unbuckles seat belt* Yep, let's go
YH: I gotta tell him tonight...or maybe just introduce the thought....it wouldn't hurt right?
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Phone Conversation
5/31/09 9:50 PM
Changmin& Junsu
CM: DUDE!
JS: *yawns* what?
CM: My sister just called!
JS: I don't have a sister
CM: MY SISTER IDIOT!
JS: I seriously need to get some shut eye-- I have soccer practice for like hours tomo--
CM: DUDE! SHE'S COMING WITH HER PACK OF PARANA LEECHING LEECHES!!!
JS: You're over-reacting
CM: Am I? Am I?
JS: Yeah! *yawns* They came last year to our high school university and everything went well
CM: *shivers* you don't have to live with her for a whole week
JS: Come on, she's your little sister-- you've lived with her for years
CM: ....well! She's changed!
JS: Lucky me I just got a twin brother! Ha! *chuckles* He's coming to visit for a couple of days and crash in our apartment~ We're gonna have so much fun!
CM: I bet you someone's not gonna like that idea
JS: Oh, come on. Yoochun will approve!
CM: You wanna bet?
JS: Whatever-- I gotta go to sleep! Goodnight!
CM: Nodon'thangup! Ihavesomethingtotellyo--
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Scenario: Yunho and Jaejoong in Soiree Bar
Date: 5/31/09 Sunday
Time: 9:50:12 PM
Location: Soiree Cafe
YH: *sits down* So...what's our limit, Jaejoong-ah?
JJ: *sits down next to YH* Hmmm...well...since you broke up I think its okay for us to just loosen up a bit even if its a school night *smiles and leans on the table w/ his elbows*
YH: *smiles* Okay, what do you want?
JJ: *puffs right cheek* Oh! Grand Mariner on the rocks *smiles*
YH: oouu...aiight * looks for a waitor* Excuse me!
W: *smiles* Hello, welcome to Soiree Bar, what will you fine gentlemen have tonight?
YH: A glass of Grand Marnie on the rocks and I'm bananas over you ah! And also a glass of sex on the beach *nods*
W: Alright, your beverages will come right away-- would you like anything else?
JJ & YH: No thanks
W: Okay, thank you. I'll be right back with your orders
JJ: *chuckles* Well, you ordered two drinks? What's up?
YH: I wanted to loosen up tonight and that's what I'm gonna do
JJ: Okay, okay. So...what happened to Hyojoo?
YH: Well...I thought about what you said and you were right-- why am I wasting my efforts on her when she doesn't even appreciate me?
JJ: *nods* Okay and?
YH: I found out I liked someone else
JJ: Ah...who is it this time?
YH: *smiles* I'll tell you later
JJ: *pouts* Meanie! Why not? come on! I'm your BFF!
W: *comes back with their drinks* here you are: Grand marnier on the rocks, I'm bananas over you and sex on the beach *places them on the table*
JJ: *looks up and smiles* Thanks
W: No problem, enjoy. *walks away*
YH: *takes JJ's drink and takes a sip*
JJ: Hey! Yunho-ah! *whines* You've got two! Drink your own! *nudges him*
YH: *laughs* Yah! I'm treating you! I at least need to know how everything I will pay for tastes good
JJ: *pouts and takes his drink* You don't see me drinking yours, do you? *takes a sip of his beverage*
YH: *takes sex on the beach and drinks it* No *smirks* I'd like to see you try
JJ: *puts glass down* are you doing what I think you're doing? *chuckles*
YH: *drinks the whole thing* I dunno! Whoa *laughs* its been a long time since I drank
JJ: *drinks his and looks at Yunho drink the 2nd glass*
After a few drinks....
YH: You know, I feel so stupid *nods sheepishly* I mean I gave her lots of things! Hmm...*burps* I think I'm drunk already *laughs*
JJ: Yunho-ah take it easy *pats his shoulder*
YH: I really did like her but when Yoochun and Changmin helped me realize something I got over it like *snaps* that *smiles at JJ* And now that I know of it, I really agree with it
JJ: So this new crush must be really good huh?
YH: *jugs rest of the drink* Oh yeah *nods* Excuse me! Can I have another one of this? *raises the glass*
W: Sure! *takes the glass off YH's hand and walks away*
YH: My new crush is so cute and really perfect for me
JJ: Really now? *takes another sip*
YH: Yeah! And we've known each other for the longest time!
JJ: *jugs the rest of his drink* OH REALLY?!?!?
YH: Yeah! Like a long long long long time ago *nods frantically*
W: here ya go *faces JJ* would you like another glass as well?
JJ: Keep 'em coming!
YH: Jaejoong-ah, you know you're really pretty *smiles* I like that about you
JJ: Oh, I know *giggles* you've never complimented me on my looks before Yunnie-ah *giggles*
YH: Really? Then I must must must! Compliment you a lot from now on-- do you know why I got this drink? *holds up the glass of Bananas Over you*
JJ: why, Yunho? *giggles*
YH: Cause! I'm bananas over you! Hehehehehehe
JJ: *touches YH's thigh* And I really like you too
YH: *smiles* awww! Jaejoongie! I like you tooo! *laughs*
JJ: *touches YH's crouch* Is it true that you're big? *stares at YH sheepishly with a crooked smile*
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Phone Conversation
11:32 PM
MinKyung
MK: InJae! Guess what time it is!
IJ: Oh! I completely forgot! *giggles* I wonder if Jaejoong oppa's still a clean freak *chuckles*
MK: just called my oppa and he totally forgot about me-- he's getting so old so fast
IJ: *laughs* Minkyung!
MK: What? Its true!
IJ: Oh! Yunji's calling me. I'll add her in, kay?
KM: Sure
BEEP
YJ: Hey guys! You excited for next week?
IJ: Hell yeah!
MK: Already packed!
IJ: Do you think Yunho oppa and Jaejoong oppa are together now?
YJ: Oh, I dunno-- they're so naive with each other and Yunho oppa scolds me for dating weird guys
IJ: You have to respect your oppa, Yunji-ah...Jaejoong oppa's really strict with me seeing boys even though I'm like 16 years old
MK: Ditto
YJ: I know right? We're 17 years old!-- well except for Injae-- but she's turning 17 anyway! We can take care of ourselves!
IJ: Well Jaejoong oppa doesn't know that
MK: Except for the dating part, Changmin oppa doesn't really care *chuckles* too much for him to handle I guess
YJ: Aw, come on. I bet you he just has a hard time showing it since he's that type of person
IJ: Yeah, Minkyung-- Changmin oppa's just....misunderstood most of the time-- you two are very alike! *smiles*
YJ: I got a plan if they're not together yet though
IJ: Ouu! I like plans
MK: Me too!
YJ: So, as we all know how stupidly naive the two are-- thinking they're just friends
IJ: I know...I mean, I asked Jaejoong oppa if he liked Yunho and he was all like, "Injae-yah, stop trying to prove something okay? I love Yunho, is that what you wanna hear?!" And then just go on about his day. It didn't even sound like he was sarcastic so I'm guessing he really does!
MK: Just proves how stupidly naive they're being *sighs*
YJ: Exactly, now Injae and I are going to be stay with my oppa and her oppa! *giggles* we're so going to have fun sleeping over and stuff!
IJ: *giggles* Oh yeah! Jaejoong oppa bought me Dong bang shin ki's Mirotic-- all versions!!! *squeals* We can drool all over their hawt, black thin scarf covered bodies
MK: Thanks for leaving me out
IJ: Oh, I'm sorry Minkyung-ah! We didn't mean it like that! if we want I'll ask Jaejoong oppa if you can stay over *smiles*
MK: Changmin oppa won't let me....*sighs* he's afraid your oppas might get....I dunno but something with making Alfredo sauce
IJ: okay...i know Jaejoong oppa likes to cook but I don't see anything wrong with that...Minkyung-ah
MK: Tell me about it! Anyways! Its okay! *smiles* I'll be having my own fun making my oppa suffer *chuckles*
YJ: That's good to know
IJ: Only one more week girls!
MK: Oh, I gotta go! My mom's asking about Changmin oppa's locked drawer again....*sighs* why can't he just come out clean that its all porn in there?
YJ & IJ laugh
IJ: We'll see you soon, kay Kyungie!?
YJ: what Injae said!
MK: yep! bye!
BEEP
YJ: Oh shoot
IJ: what?
YJ: I forgot to tell her the plan
IJ: Oh...yeah! Well, since I'm here now tell me
YJ: All we need to do is really just always make them have physical contact with each other *nods*
IJ: Uh-huh
YJ: With all that touching, something will totally trigger right?
IJ: I love the way you think, sista
YJ: I know. Me too, sis. Me too. *chuckles*
IJ: aside from making them fall in love with each other, what else are we gonna do?
YJ: Spend some time with them? I mean, we only see them like what? 3 or 4 times a year?
IJ: *pouts* You're making me all teary Yunji!
YJ: Injae! *whines* you're making me teary too! *hand-fans her eyes*
IJ: *sighs* I gotta go...my...my...water proof mascara's wearing off, call you later?
YJ: ditto *sniffs*
BEEP
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Scenario: Yunho and Jaejoong in Soiree Bar
Date: 5/31/09 Sunday
Time: 10:50:52 PM
Location: Soiree Cafe
JJ: *jugs another glass* hmmm...Waa...how many did we drink Yunnie?
YH: *burps* I dunno...I lost count after you looked into my eyes *grins*
JJ: *giggles* oh you're such a tease! *nudges him*
YH: *yawns* wanna *burp* go home now?
JJ: We can't drive Yunnie...we're drunk...*gulps*
YH: Let's just sleep in the car, yeah? *takes wallet from his pocket and leaves money on the table*
JJ: *nods* kay...Yunnie *smiles and takes Yunho's hand*
YH: *holds Jaejoong's hand tightly as they wobble out of the bar*
W: *waves* bye guys?
JJ: buh-byeee! *giggles*
YH: *holds JJ close* Jaejoongie *whispers*
JJ: *leans onto him* baby?
YH: I really really like you
JJ: *smiles* I really really like you too *stops*
YH: Jaejoong--
JJ: *kisses YH*
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Phone Conversation
6/1/09 7:23 AM
Changmin& Junsu
CM: JUNSU! JAEJOONG AND YUNHO ARE KIDNAPPED!
JS: what?
CM: I tried calling their apartment and they're not answering! I tried calling both of their phones and they're not answering!!! THEY'VE BEEN FREAKING KIDNAPPED!!! AHHH!
JS: CHANGMIN! CALM YOURSELF DOWN!
CM: HOW CAN I WHEN MY FOOD SUPPLIER IS IN DANGER?!?!?!?!!? IN S.O.S MODE?!?!!??!
JS: Changmin! CALM DOWN!
CM: *hyperventilates*
JS: Okay, breath in! Breath out!
CM: *nods* breath in *inhales* breath out *exhales*
JS: we good?
CM: *nods* good...good
JS: now, I'm sure they're fine...Jaejoong hyung texted me last night
CM: he did?!?! what did the kidnapper want?!
JS: for the last time! They're not kidnapped!
JS: They went to a bar
CM: HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY WEREN'T KIDNAPPED THERE?!?!?! *gasps*
JS: seriously Changmin-- do you think Jaejoong and Yunho can be kidnapped?
CM: IF they were DRUNK! THAT'S WHAT YOU DO IN A BAR! YOU GET DRUNK! OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!! OOOHH MY FREAKING GODDD!
JS: CALM DOWN!
CM: okay I'm calm
JS: Ah...see? Jaejoong's calling on my phone right now. I'll call you back okay?
CM: *breaths deeply* okay
BEEP
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Phone Coversation
6/1/09 7:27 AM
JS: Jaejoong? You alright? Where are you?
JJ: Just came back
JS: from where?
JJ: Yunho's car
JS: you...what were you doing in Yunho's car?
JJ: we slept there last night
JS: proceed to explain for me, will ya?
JJ: well....we went to the bar and got drunk...then...all I remember is telling Yunho that I really really liked him a lot and I kissed him....then I....--
JS: ohmygosh this is so scandalous!!! *giggles* kekekekekekekekeke
JJ: I woke up in Yunho's car....with my jeans all the way down to my knees and my shirt off...
JS: OMG!!!! OMG!!! OMG!!! YOU HAD SEX IN YUNHO'S CAR!?!?!?!? HOW HAWT!!!
JJ: *gulps* and my asshole hurts like hell
JS: *snickers* so you enjoyed last night, eh?
JJ: I don't even remember
JS: how did Yunho look like?
JJ: He was the same except that his jeans were just to his mid thighs and his Yunnie was hanging out *giggles*
JS: ...so you guys are dating now?
JJ: eh...
JS: oh don't tell me you're giving him the silent treatment-- *sighs* freak, you didn't even have to tell me you loved me...total natural instincts man....you confessing also help though. *smiles* SO! Are you like...ignoring him? That would be totally rude hyung-- really rude!
JJ: I didn't say that
JS: WELL?!??!?!
JJ: He...he's not talking to me...*gulps* Oh...Yunho-ah--
JS: Jaejoong hyung? You there? hyung?
JJ: Yunho-- wha--
BEEP BEEP BEEP
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CyWorld
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6/2/09 Tuesday, 6:32 PM
Annyong! ^_^ Long time no post, eh? I know!!! So....as you "friends" can see, this is locked cause....i just seriously need to just POUR my heart out. SO MANY THINGS happened these past weeks and I gotta just type it all down and replenish....*_* crazy man. Crazy!!! Today! Yoochun taught me an English phrase! Wanna know? Huh? huh? huh???? ^_^ okay!!! Its "Who's that?" :D cool right? I've been practicing a lot but....every time I say it Chunnie laughs at me....*pouts* hummmp! OH! :D And....I totally devirginised (cool word right? Made it up just now. Yeeeah. B] ) him. XD I mean...like....he devirginised me first but you get what I mean right??? ^^ I so totally pwned him! LIKE BOOM! ^___^ hehe.
So Yoochun and I really really love each other! ^_^ eung kyang kyang! And now! I think Jaejoong and Yunho hyung are on the move. Just called Jaejoong hyung this morning and said they had sex in a CAR!!! HAWT.
Yoochun and I didn't even get to that yet! >_< LIKE WHOOOOA!!!
:D I knew from the start that those two had phyisical needs for each other. Just too naive to understand. *sighs* But now! I betcha they're doing it like every thirty minutes! HA! XDDD they'd be doing it like....48 times in 24 hours. XDDD DAMN! AND GUESS WHAT?
I BET CHOUU THEY ARE HAVING HOT STEAMY SEX ALL OVER THEIR APARTMENT CAUSE I DIDN'T SEE THEM TODAY. XDDDD whoa man. Like seriously. *sighs* They better change positions or else one of them are gonna have to use a wheelchair....;) kekekekekekekekekekeke
Next week! Its Family Week here at our university-- its not mandatory but its the time when one or two of our cousins or sibblings come to our unversity and live with us! :D My bro's coming!!! And My LIL' CUZ!!! Inwhannie!!! >___< OMG HE'S SO CUTE. LIKE CUTE LIKE ME!!! ^_^ Seriously. I recordered him singing "Can't Take my Eyes off of You" CHECK IT ON YOUTUBE MAN! Yeah, he takes his awesome features from his awesome older cuz. :) *sighs* kids.... hehe. And of course! YunJaeMin's little sisters are coming. They're like the girl version of JunChunJaeHoMin. ^_^ In a way. And you know what's cute? Injae and Yunji-- for years have been trying to make their older brothers get together cause they....somehow love the idea of them being "Boyfriends" ....nice right? yeah....Changmin's little sis...Minkyung....she's nice and IS LIKE Changmin in little girl form-- she gets on my nerve too!!! SHE EVEN LOOKS LIKE HIM. 0_o
So yeah...we'll be looking forward to that next week....Yoochun's brother is also coming...that'll be nice....-_-
No offence but I dislike Yoochun's brother.
Here are the reasons:
1. I dislike him
2. He looks weird
3. I prefer Yoochunnie
4. He forces himself onto me. sick right? >_<
5. He's U-G-L-Y HE AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI! HE UGLY YEAH YEAH HE UGLY! YEAH YEAH! WOOO!!!
6. I HATE HIM
7. I FREAKING HATE THIS DUDE!!!!
It pains me to know that I hate Yoochun's brother but gosh dammit he's always like that when he sees me! he always smiles and touches me! I don't like it! I tell Yoochun that ALL THE TIME but he's always like, "Come on, Junsu-ah. My brother's just a little touchy"
Yoochun's touchy.
His brother-- nasty touchy. A no no. A DANGEROUS ANIMAL. <---yeah. I went there.
Can you believe that he touched my private area and squeezed my butt in front of Yoochun and YOOCHUN-- my fucking boyfriend! DIDN'T CARE!?!?!?!?! THAT'S A FREAKING ASULT! HE TOUCHED ME IN PLACES HE'S NOT SUPPOSE TO! BUT NO!!! HE'S JUST TOO TOUCHY!
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!??!?!?
So...now that Yoochun and I are dating...hopefully he'll be MORE overprotective of me from his brother. :] Let's all pray, shall we? ^^
OH! AND AND AND !!!!!! ^____^ THE FINAL LIKE--FINAL CHAMPIONSHIPS ARE THIS WEEKEND!!!! >______<
Jaejoong hyung's throwing me party! :]
Yunho hyung's gonna bring all his friends to come and watch. :]
Changmin's giving me a break with all of his insults! :]
AND! Yoochun's making me top! Every night nowadays! ^_^ He says it'll help me....I don't really know why...but whatever! I'm topping!!! :] It also makes me feel more manly and more confident too. ^^ So I guess that's the help I get from that.
OH OH OH! Heechul hyung's also gonna do like this cool cheer for me. :] he's so nice. Did you know he got promoted to co-leader to leader? In like less than a month he got in the squad. A total awesome cheerleader he is! I mean-- whoa! He's really flexable and stuff...and from far away he looks like a girl.
Sooooo~~~~ yep! Oh and one more thing I can't wait for! Inwhannie and I are gonna go to the zoo~ yay! We're gonna go check out the dolphins at the marine section man~~~ He loves dolphins. :] dunno why though. ^___^ anyways~ YEP That's all. ^^
-Junsu
OH OH OH OH OH OH !!!! ITS YOOCHUNNIE'S BIRTHDAY !!!! SOOOOON!!!
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Thanks for all of your awesome comments everyone!!!! ^^ AND Happy birthday to the, greasy, dorky, bossy, funny looking, big-foreheaded, musical, artistic, talented, sexy, gentleman~~~ Yoochunnie!!!! :D happy happy birthday to him~~~~~ I wonder what Junsu will give him this year!! X3