The Chronicles of FiveDorks Chat Room chp. 7
Title: The Chronicles of FiveDorks Chat Room 7: Getting Down Author: tine_cheese
Rating: PG-13
Length: ?
Warnings: Yaoi, No Plot, sneak peak only
Genre: romance, drama-ish, comedy?, and randomness
Pairings: YunJae, YooSu, OTP5
Summary: Five new college students find how college life really is.
Sneak peak 1
Sneak peak 2
The Trouble Making Yoochun part 1
part 2
part 3
JaeSu Wrath
Make Jaejaejoong
Apology Dinner & JunHoMin Dude Night-out
Jaejoong Out of Control
Cereal Killer?
Phone Instant Messaging- Junsu& Eunhyuk
5/14/09 Thursday 8:34 PM
SoccerRox has logged on.
AintNoSlave: What the hell’s up with all that racket in YJ’s apartment?
SoccerRox: Dunno, y? My little slave is scardie wardie?
AintNoSlave: No. I was just asking geez
SoccerRox: Why haven’t I seen you around in like weeks???
AintNoSlave: I have a life
SoccerRox: shut up
AintNoSlave: XD no
SoccerRox: whatcha been up to?
AintNoSlave: Oh you know, the usual
SoccerRox: which IS?
AintNoSlave: OH, you know
SoccerRox: If you keeping telling me that, Immana go and make you tell me!
AintNoSlave: AIIGHT THEN! BRING IT ON DOLPHIN BOY!
AintNoSlave: BRING IT OOON!
SoccerRox: OH YEAH? YOU WANNA GET DOWN PUNK
AintNoSlave: YEAH! LET’S GET DOWN!
AintNoSlave: Actually I can’t
SoccerRox: AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHa! You’re stuck at home huh? AHAHAHAHAHA
AintNoSlave: NO! THAT’S NOT IT!
SoccerRox: Then what is it?
AintNoSlave: I was go;lkj
AintNoSlave: Shit, wtf?
SoccerRox: You heard it too?
AintNoSlave: R you sure no one’s dying in YJ’s room?
SoccerRox: ….I don’t think so….
AintNoSlave: Jaejoong’s gotta go to anger management or else he’ll blow up one day and kill everyone
SoccerRox: I think he’s blown up many times
AintNoSlave: I mean BIGGER explosion than all those times he blew up
SoccerRox: Do you know HOW he gets when he blows?
AintNoSlave: I’ve seen him once….one of the scariest days of my life
2 Minutes Later…
AintNoSlave: YAH! JUNSU!
AintNoSlave: HEY!!!
AintNoSlave: ARE YOU THERE?!?!?! HELLOOOOO~~
AintNoSlave: OH YOU DID NOT JUST VIRTUALLY DITCH ME
SoccerRox: gfdhk
SoccerRox: Sorry ^^;
AintNoSlave: wat are you doing?
SoccerRox: I gotta go
SoccerRox: see you at soccer practice!
AintNoSlave: But!
SoccerRox has logged off.
AintNoSlave: There’s no practice tomorrow!
AintNoSlave: aish whatever!
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CyWorld
JJ_shock’s Profile
May 15 09 (1:23 A.M. May 15, 2009 Friday)
After that incident I was forced to go to anger management…. if you live in the Novice apartment building…you probably know what happened.
Now that I’m calm and collected. I apology to you; Han Hyojoo.
I…didn’t mean to…hurt you.
I mean, it was a good thing Yunho caught me before I actually laid my hands on you-I mean…if I did, who knows what condition you would have been in now?
Haha…I’m kidding. Totally kidding. I’m not mental okay? I just express my emotions immensely-I really do and I apologize to the people that get affected by it. Going to this anger management thing will totally help me. I promise that once I am done with this 12-week weekly class, I will be very calm no matter what emotional state I am in. I pledge this to you! I really do~ ^_^ Umm…yeah…its late and I’ve got classes tomorrow~ But nowadays I feel so weird around this particular someone and I don’t know if I should feel like this in the first place…
Its not like I don’t like the feeling…its why…and how….but anyways!
Goodnight! Or…Morning if you prefer. ^^;
Your soon-to-be-calm-and-collected-gentleman,
Jaejoong
90 Comments
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ImTahKang
May 15, 2009 8:30 AM
Dude man. I thought someone was dying in your apartment. What happened to make you go wild like a wild animal??? LIKE WHOA! You’re not a cheese cake like what __________ said, dude. You’re a freaking black jaguar for sure. *shivers*
Hyungjoonainthyunjoong
May 15, 2009 9:32 AM
Awww~ Hyungie-ah! Are you okay? I heard that HyoJoo person tackled you and stuff! >_< You did the right thing!!
Hyunjoongieyo
May 15, 2009 11:12 AM
Hyungjoon-ah! You got it all wrong. Though Jaejoong is one of my BDDBF, the truth’s the truth. And the TRUTH is that Hyojoo said Jaejoong’s chicken wings were not salty enough and that it was lacking flavor…you know how he gets when someone talks about his cooking so openly… so Jaejoong went “black jaguary” on her.
HyoieJooey
May 15, 11:22 PM
Jaejoong-ssi….its…okay. But if you don’t mind….I’d like to see you in person. Reply to me, okay? ^^;
Hanhyojoo101@hotmail.com
Please??? :)
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Texting
5/15/09 10:00 P.M.
Phone Owners: Yunho& Yoochun
YC: Did she AT LEAST get her pen back?
YH: Uhh…no
YC: Oh my god
YH: I invited her in for dinner first! I was being a gentleman!
YC: You made her go to the university nurse and she didn’t get her freaking pen?!
YH: no…
YC: well, you should just mail it to her now
YH: true….she’d never date me now
YC: are you mad at Jaejoong?
YH: yes
YC: how are you taking it?
YH: pretty well
YH: signed him up for anger management last night
YC: ? serious?
YH: yeah
YH: that way, when he gets mad he’ll know how to deal with it
YC: that’s good to know
YH: hey, Chun
YC: yeah?
YH: This morning…when you gave me my coffee
YH: Junsu was walking weirdly
YH: I didn’t wanna ask cause he looked tired…wat happened?
YC: oh…that
YC: Last night he totally pushed himself into training for the game
YH: really?
YC: yeah, I went with him to the field and for at least an hour he was working his duck butt off like crazy
YH: wow…that’s someone dedicated to soccer!
YC: its his username!
YH: g2g now!
YC: shoo! Fly away!
YH: dork
YC: you’re a bigger one
YH: oh I know I am BIGGER X3
YC: you’re sick
YH: ;D
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Phone Conversation
5/15/09 Friday 10:51 A.M.
Speakers: Donghae& Yunho
DH: Yo, Yunho!
YH: Hey, Donghae!
DH: Sup!
YH: nothing much, you?
DH: eh. So! What happened last night, man?
YH: oh, that *chuckles*
DH: someone’s a tad bit too much to handle?
YH: No-I-I can handle Jaejoong, what are you talking about?
DH: From the sound of it last night, he’s freaking too much! I heard things breaking and screaming like it was a serial killing on the loose
YH: Hyojoo was over-reacting; I mean Jaejoong was throwing everything he could get his hands on
DH: What did his hands get on?
YH: our kitchen utensils and some books
DH: oouuu, was she hurt?
YH: She got a little bit of scratches but she’s okay
DH: that’s good to know
YH: sure is a relief
YH: I signed Jaejoong up for anger management so that he’ll be okay the next time this kind if situation happens
DH: *laughs* that’s a good idea
YH: Yeah, I know *sighs* I hope it really does help him out
DH: Well…are you still going to ask her out?
YH: No! I bet you she doesn’t even wanna know me anymore! After putting her life in danger! Aish…
DH: Its alright, there are many fishes in the sea, dude
YH: *sighs* you’re right
DH: *grins* when am I not?
YH: a lot of times, Donghae
DH: …yeah…*sighs* that’s true *chuckles* so…what’s up with you and Jaejoong?
YH: whadya mean?
DH: Jaejoong called me
YH: Why?
DH: He asked me about you
YH: …he did?
DH: He wanted to know if you ate your breakfast…er…. cause he said something about…. phone games and paper toilets?
YH: *smiles* oh…oh-okay…*gulps* thanks-for uh…telling! I’ll call him back right now!
DH: No! Wait! He-he said not to cause he was going to mee-
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Texting
05/15/09 12:05 P.M.
Phone Owners: Yoochun& Jaejoong
YC: I CANNOT believe whom I saw you with!
YC: Like WTFF?
JJ: what? yo-- I gotta ask-- wth is up with Junsu?
YC: Huh?
JJ: he's walking like a penguin-- what did you do to him?
YC: oh...that
JJ: YEAH. THAT.
YC: He was playing with his video games and got into the zone
JJ: uh-huh
YC: he was all like karate chopping those evil dudes virtually than SNAP!
YC: he pulled a leg muscle. :( he's gonna be okay though. :D I checked more than twice. ^_^
JJ: yeah...
YC: forealz man-- i did check more than twice.
JJ: sure...whatever u say
YC: anyways!
YC: WHAT THE FREAKING FUCK?!?!?!
YC: Why were you with Han?
YC: Didn’t you murder her last night?
JJ: I didn’t come close to doing that!
YC: Well it sounded like you did
JJ: yeah and your point?
YC: …I just saw you two together…
JJ: omg
YC: what?
JJ: you’re stupid
YC: okay! I over-reacted! But WHY were YOU WITH her?
JJ: She left me a message on my Cyworld
YC: And?
JJ: She wanted to meet me
YC: AND?
JJ: She had something to tell me
YC: AND??
JJ: She told me
YC: DUDE!
JJ: what?
YC: CUT TO THE FREAKING CHASE ALREADY!
JJ: :D why? Are you really really really in the verge of ripping your phone in excitement??
YC: FUCKING YES! NOW TELL ME!!!
JJ: She said I turned her on.
YC: Im’ma go and call a conference, aiight?
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Phone Conference
5/15/09 12:08 P.M.
Phone Owners: Yoochun& Jaejoong& Yunho& Changmin& Junsu
YH: What’s up with the sudden conference? Aren’t we meeting in like 20 minutes?
YC: I’ve got some urgent news
JS: YOU FUCKING CHEATER! I KNEW IT!
YC: Junsu? W-what’s wrong?
JS: YOU! PARK YOOCHUN! HANG UP AND CALL ME BACK RIGHT THIS INSTANCE! FRONT AND CENTER!
YC: o-okay! We’ll be right back, okay? Jaejoong hyung! Tell’ em!
*JS & YC hangs up*
CM: so what’s with this conference? I had to go out of my class for this-I got home ec.
YH: What’s up Jae?
JJ: Its about Hyojoo
YH: *gasps* Is she suing us?!
CM: *gasps* Is she DEAD?
JJ: *chuckles lightly* Oh, no. No…its something else
YH: oh…then what is it?
JJ: well…she left me a comment on my Cyworld right?
CM: yeah and?
JJ: She told me she wanted to meet with me
YH: And?
JJ: We talked
CM& YH: AND?!?!?!?
JJ: *heaves* sheaskedmeout
*Awkward silence*
CM: *laughs* ahahaha…woo! I did not see that coming! Seriously, hyung-what did she want?
JJ: She asked me out
CM: that’s like…against the FiveDorks code of conduct! You can’t-you can’t acknowledge another dork’s current crush! That’s-that’s blasphemy!
CM: right Yunho hyung?
JJ: *bites lower lip* Yunho-ah? ….you still there?
YH: *blinks* uh…*clears throat* uh-yeah, I’m-I’m still here heeh…
JJ: *gulps* Listen, I didn’t-I didn’t tell her I liked her back or anything
CM: well good!
JJ: I turned her down
CM: VERY GOOOD!
YH: Oh…
JJ: Hyojoo isn’t a really good…girl anyways *smiles awkwardly* Yunho…I’m-I’m sorry
YH: You didn’t do anything
JJ: But I-listen. I promise I’ll never ever ever take anyone from you, you understand?
CM: aw…this is a touching moment; I’d like to puke
JJ: I’m gonna put the two up back again
*JS & YC join the phone conference*
YC: We missed anything?
CM: the two “In denial” birds are in the middle of promising
JS: awww!
CM: that’s what I said! Hehe
YH: You guys, you don’t have to make such a big deal out of it-she’s really not my type anyways
JJ: Yunho-ah, but I-
YH: No, really. Its okay, you can date her for all I care, Jaejoong
CM, JS, YC: *gasps* what? Are you cereal?!
YH: You guys are seriously taking this thing seriously-I mean, she’s really not my type
JS: Oh really? Really, is that it? She’s just not your type anymore?
YH: It was a fling feeling
YC: Really? Was it really just a fling feeling now? Cause I swear, two whole notebooks just don’t write, “I love HHJ” by themselves
CM: *Chuckles* oh-ho, Hyung-you’re caught red handed and you’re still denying it! You must owe something, huh?
YH: Listen-I gotta go, talk to guys later bye
JJ: Yunho-ah!
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JS: Well-he’s off the line now
YC: So….she really asked you out?
JJ: yes
CM: and you said no?
JJ: yes
JS: of course he said yes-she’s a geek
CM: harsh comment
JJ: aish-I gotta go-bye
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CM: Fuck-I’m not the one who’s gonna be left alone again! BYE!
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YC: Junsu-ah? You there? Baby? Honey? Junnie-bunch?
*Awkward silence*
YC: Geeez
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Phone Conversation
05/15/09 Fri. 12:08 P.M.
Speakers: Junsu& Yoochun
JS: You freaking cheater!
YC: what?
JS: I CAN’T BELIEVE I TRUSTED YOU!
YC: What’s wrong baby?
JS: DON’T “WHAT’S WRONG BABY?” ME! YOU KNOW WHAT’S WRONG AND IT IS WRONG!
YC: What?
JS: YOU FUCKING CHEATER! I MEAN, WHEN YOU GET CAUGHT, AT LEAST YOU SHOULD JUST COME CLEAN WITH ME!
YC: Me? Cheating? What?
JS: OH *laughs* ahahaha-don’t think I don’t know! Jaejoong hyung told me all about your little conversation with your GIRLFRIEND on your apology dinner with him! HOW DARE YOU!??!?! AND TO BELIEVE I ACTUALLY THINK I LOVE YOU!
YC: Junsu! I-
JS: Don’t "JUNSU I" ME! SERIOUSLY! I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO-TO JUST LET YOU IN MY HEART LIKE THAT!
YC: Junsu-
JS: I DON’T WANNA HEAR YOU ALIBI! OR YOUR EXCUSE!
YC: Junsu I re-
JS: *wails* I ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!
YC: I’m telling you the truth! I don’t-
JS: *wails more* WAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
YC: JUNSU! I’M NOT CHEATING ON YOU!
JJ: *sniffs* lair
YC: Who are you going to believe? Your boyfriend? OR Jaejoong-who doesn’t even know I AM YOUR BOYFRIEND?
JS: *sniffs*
YC: I thought so-now, don’t cry okay? I would never cheat on you
JS: *pouts* really? You wouldn’t? *sniffs*
YC: Of course not! Why would I? You’re everything I ever dreamed of
JS: Aww…Chunnie~
YC: So, I’m sorry if I made you worry-I only called you that night, he probably heard bits of pieces of us talking-remember you told me not to call you nicknames?
JS: *smiles* oh yeah…I’m sorry, Yoochunie~ for throwing a fit at you for no reason…
YC: Its alright, honey~ I’m kinda happy you’re so possessive…hehe
JS: *giggles* oh, Chunnie! You bad boy!
YC: Oh-listen, I’ll meet you with the others, kay?
JS: Oh, pick me up for our date later tonight?
YC: Of course! Wouldn’t miss it for the world!
JS: Okay, great
YC: Bye, Junnie~
JS: Bye bye Chunnie!
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Texting
05/15/09 08:04 P.M.
Phone Owners: Jaejoong& Yunho
JJ: Yunho? R u mad? @ me?
JJ: R u upset? @ me?
JJ: R u angry? @ me?
JJ: R u having a grudge on me?
YH: I’m not having any negative feelings towards u, k?
JJ: but u ignored me
YH: …I just didn’t feel like talking
JJ: here’s 1 of ur problems
JJ: you ALWAYS hav to look sooooo manly in front of others
YH: No I don’t
JJ: YES U DO
YH: whatever
JJ: don’t whatever me-u totally kno it urself
YH: fine-I ALWAYS wanna look manly, what’s wrong wit that?
JJ: you don’t have to look like that all the time
JJ: You know I love you and that I’d never do a thing to hurt you
YH: …thanks
JJ: so you don’t have to hang around with a long face cuz I’m not going to peruse her, aiight?
YH: how’d u know I still liked her?
JJ: c’mon-Yun
YH: wat?
JJ: u know I know you better than any1 else
JJ: right?
YH: course!
JJ: Now! I’ve got a plan to help you two get together, after work let’s have a FD meeting
YH: cool
JJ: our place. Send invites via texting ASAP
YH: dittos
JJ: break!
YH: breako!
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Texting
05/15/09 8:10 P.M.
Phone Owners:Jaejoong& Junsu
JJ: Su, FD meeting?
JS: Hyung, can't make it
JJ: aw...y no?
JS: I'm doing something rite now
JJ: do u kno about YC?
JS: yeah, he can't make it either
JJ: oh. alright then
JS: xer
JJ: eh?
JS: I meean yes ^^;
JS: h2g
JJ: kay, bye
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Texting
05/15/09 8:07 P.M.
Phone Owners:Yunho& Changmin
YH: dude! FD meeting in Jae&mine's room :D u in?
CM: sure. wat time?
YH: after work
CM: wat for?
YH: JJ's Hanjyo-falling-into-my-strong-arms-she's-in-love-with-me plan
CM: k...
YH: so u in?
CM: sure-- this will be a good time to investigate
YH: huh?
CM: nothing. :D
YH: ok! just be there, okay?
CM: sure sure
YH: whoa! FD meeting on the gooo!!!
CM: are you on that energy boost still?
YH: no...I stopped
CM: y? too engertic?
YH: jaejoong made me
CM: y?
YH: he said I was being too horny and weird
YH: WHICH IS NOT TRUE!! ABOUT THE HORNY PART!
CM: yeah, yeah see u later!
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Instant messaging phone
FiveDorks Chat room
5/18/09 Monday, 8:06 P.M.
JJ_shock has logged on.
Youwantme: are the rumors true?
JJ_shock: what rumors?
Youwantme: you know...
JJ_shock: what?
Youwantme: aish-- forget it
JJ_shock: wat?!?!?! tell me already!
Youwantme: I was going about my beaz wax this morning and I heard these two girls talking about you and Han
JJ_shock: huh?
Youwantme: something about you two going on a date?
JJ_shock: oh that
Youwantme: so its true?
JJ_shock: it is and its not
Youwant: wat?
JJ_shock: I AM going on a date with her but I'M NOT THE MAN going out with her. :D makes sense?
Youwantme: no. you lost me that the "I AM:
Youwantme: of course I did!
JJ_shock: good-- what happened to you and Junsu this weekend?
Youwantme: a little somethin somethin :D didya miss moi?
JJ_shock: not a bit, hun-- not at all
Youwantme: that hurts
JJ_shock: it'll heal
Youwantme: gosh!
JJ_shock: :D
Youwantme: so....you're like the bait?
JJ_shock: yep! JaeHoMin planned it out Friday night. hehehe.
Youwantme: JaeHoMin?
JJ_shock: yes. JAEjoong + yunHO + changMIN = JAEHOMIN
Youwantme: don't tell me ya'll got jiggy
JJ_shock: wtf? I'll never do that!
Youwantme: ;] you sure?
JJ_shock: HELL YEAH I'M SURE
JJ_shock: I'm not gonna let a dude's errected cock shoved inside my anus-- fuck that would hurt
Youwantme: why do you think the dude's cock would be errected?
JJ_shock: CAUSE I'M DAMN HOT
Youwantme: yeah...
JJ_shock: why? would you let Junsu's dick up your ass?
Youwantme: huh? Junsu?
JJ_shock: yeah, JUNSU
Youwantme: where are you going with this?
JJ_shock: where do you think I'm going with this?
JJ_shock: unless you do know but you don't want me to know
Youwantme: HUH?
JJ_shock: I'm sensing some...secrets lying around the FiveDork bond....these days....
Youwantme: oh really?
JJ_shock: yes. very really.
Youwantme: you're starting to sound like Changmin. :] did he ever find that evidence of you and Yunho being gay together?
JJ_shock: oh shut up
Youwantme: oh you know you want his huge ass NOT ERRECTED dick up your ass. ;D
JJ_shock: aw hell no! you did not just type that!
Youwantme: hell yeah I did! whatcha gonna do 'bout it? huh? HUH?
JJ_shock: Imma virtually strangle you!!! YAH!! *reaches for your fat ass neck and strangles you*
Youwantme: too bad. I moved really fast and caught you with my awesome third monkey arm-- ahahahahahaha!!!
JJ_shock: what the hell is a third monkey arm?
Youwantme: and you call yourself a man. *shakes head disappointed* what a shame
JJ_shock: oh whatever! g2g!
Youwantme: you want Yuuuuunnnnnnniiieeeee unda yo shkin!
Youwantme: YEAH YEAH! YEAH YEAH! YEEEEAAAHHHH WHOOOOOO~~~
JJ_shock: freak
Youwantme: weirdo
JJ_shock: pervert
Youwantme: kiss-up
JJ_shock: gas ball
Youwantme: clean freak!
JJ_shock: douchebag
Youwantme: twat chops
JJ_shock: Idiot
Youwantme: Spazz
JJ_shock: Nappy Head Ho
Youwantme: Nimrod!
Youwantme: Nappy Head Ho's for Yunho, dude
JJ_shock: oh yeah...well in that case! Dingbat dumb shit!
Youwantme: pantywaist!
JJ_shock: is that the best insult names you can come up with?
Youwantme: uh..yeah
JJ_shock: bye yoochun
JJ_shock has logged off.
Youwantme: aww...now I feel lonely....junsu-ah~~
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Phone Co Phone Conversation
05/18/09 Monday 1:00 P.M.
Speakers: Yunho& Yoochun
YH: hey
YC: sup!
YH: where ya at?
YC: where you at?
YH: dude-- whatever listen.
YC: hm?
YH: I got an essay due and I totally forgot to re-read and everything-- is it okay if I drop it off your place and you be my editor? please?
YC: sure! no prob-- just drop it off or like slip it down the door, write a note on it so that Junsu will know what its for, aiight?
YH: cool, thanks
YC: no prob, bro! *smiles*
YH: by the way, what's wrong with Junsu?-- I thought he was gonna be okay by now
YC: what do you mean?
YH: he's walking weirdly and like...have you seen his facial expression when he stands up or walks? Dude.
YC: oh...well er...umm...Junsu was umm...stretching and he just totally stretched wrong
YH: oh...
YC: yeah but he'll be fine, I checked him more the like twice
YH: that's what youd said the other day. Dude--
YC: yup! is that all?
YH: yeah...oh! did you hear about the YunJaeMin plot?
YC: *chuckles*
YH: what?
YC: I heard it was JaeHoMin from Jaejoong hyung
YH: well...we've got different names for it-- anyways, can you come and help us out? We need as much FiveDork power as possible!
YC: sure. Taeyeon's got her boyfriend wanting to teach toinght anyways
YH: awesomness dude~ see you at Jae's and mine's place around 7:30-ish?
YC: count on it!
YH: coolio~
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