Friends Only
This journal is for friends only. If you are here and not a friend, I shall assume it is because you are curious about me. However, you shall find nothing, because you're not a friend, even though I'm sure you wish you were because let's be honest, who wouldn't want to be my friend? Anywhoozles, as you are not my friend, kindly step to the left and fall off a cliff. Thank you! Bye! :)