resolving!
the thing is, anyone who knows me knows the amount of resolve i have. as in, not a lot. stubbornness abounds, but actually changing? pfft. so instead of making semi-attainable goals that i will feel bad about not accomplishing, i will instead resolve to do impractical if not impossible things. that i really want. so this way, if they don't happen - hey, no sweat, that would've been impossible. and if i do accomplish them, i'll get a parade and a holiday and a kiss from the mayor. mmm.
RESOLUTION ONE:
i want to be an international jet setter ala the 1960s, with hermes luggage and bridgette bardot hair every day of my life. and travel to warm places, hopping on a plane on a whim or for no reason at all. also i will have perfect legs which everyone will refer to as "stems."
RESOLUTION TWO:
wouldn't it be great if i were a hardline animal rights activist? i would travel around the country saving elephants from overheated circus cars, and dogs from junkyard cruelties. i would wear khaki shorts and never brush my hair, but the great things i did would make me beautiful to some small town legislator anyway, and we would get married and have six canaries and a groundhog and a lemming.
RESOLUTION THREE:
write a really great screenplay.
hahaha! oh resolutions.
hey - and i also resolve to never again be sick for new years eve. sigh.
RESOLUTION ONE:
i want to be an international jet setter ala the 1960s, with hermes luggage and bridgette bardot hair every day of my life. and travel to warm places, hopping on a plane on a whim or for no reason at all. also i will have perfect legs which everyone will refer to as "stems."
RESOLUTION TWO:
wouldn't it be great if i were a hardline animal rights activist? i would travel around the country saving elephants from overheated circus cars, and dogs from junkyard cruelties. i would wear khaki shorts and never brush my hair, but the great things i did would make me beautiful to some small town legislator anyway, and we would get married and have six canaries and a groundhog and a lemming.
RESOLUTION THREE:
write a really great screenplay.
hahaha! oh resolutions.
hey - and i also resolve to never again be sick for new years eve. sigh.