reasons why being a vagabond may be a better idea than this writer nonsense
* no one expects anything of you when you're a vagabond.
* anytime i can afford paper and a pencil, or if i learn to memorize the shit in my head, i can still be a writer.
* i would no longer be required to shower.
* i could live in stairwells.
* i could have a cool vagabond name, like bonnie, clyde, or right said fred.
* this cough would sound rugged and cool, since i probably acquired it living that rough-n-tumble vagabond life.
* anytime i did clean myself up, i'd look amazing in comparison to normal me.
* no more cellphone.
* vagabond just sounds cooler than writer.
and the number one reason:
* I WOULDN'T HAVE TO WRITE THIS MOTHER-EFFING PAPER.
look for me on a set of steps near you.
* anytime i can afford paper and a pencil, or if i learn to memorize the shit in my head, i can still be a writer.
* i would no longer be required to shower.
* i could live in stairwells.
* i could have a cool vagabond name, like bonnie, clyde, or right said fred.
* this cough would sound rugged and cool, since i probably acquired it living that rough-n-tumble vagabond life.
* anytime i did clean myself up, i'd look amazing in comparison to normal me.
* no more cellphone.
* vagabond just sounds cooler than writer.
and the number one reason:
* I WOULDN'T HAVE TO WRITE THIS MOTHER-EFFING PAPER.
look for me on a set of steps near you.