(no subject)
"Now, does anyone know what the most commonly transmitted STD in the world today is?"
"Herpes?"
"Chlamydia?"
"Genital Warts?"
"HIV?"
"Etcetera?"
"Nope, none of those."
And then the room was silent, the clouds parted, and I spoke forth as such:
"Babies?"
"Oh God! No, babies are not a disease!"
To which Campbell retorted as such:
"No man, they're a tax deduction."
That, my friends, is the sound of one Why kNOw agent dying on the inside.
"Herpes?"
"Chlamydia?"
"Genital Warts?"
"HIV?"
"Etcetera?"
"Nope, none of those."
And then the room was silent, the clouds parted, and I spoke forth as such:
"Babies?"
"Oh God! No, babies are not a disease!"
To which Campbell retorted as such:
"No man, they're a tax deduction."
That, my friends, is the sound of one Why kNOw agent dying on the inside.