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Nov 14, 2005 12:17

What was it like!? WHAT WAS IT LIKE!?
Well, I'll say...it was cool...there was bitches!
Well, there was bitches, but they was all wearing them curtains they wearin' and shit over they heads!
But I digress! It was WAR!
Talkin' bout guns shootin'! kakakakakakakakakakakakaka! Bombs blowin' up and shit, and that shit scared the shit out of me!
Matter fact, I shit myself over a dozen times...ran out of toilet paper after the second! You know what that means!?

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I had to use the thumb! That shit was gross, but the good thing was they stopped taking me out on patrol...started calling me the snake bomb, cuz I was givin' away our position to the enemy, you know, with the shit smell...

But I was just like 'Man, fuck all ya'll! Ya'll head on! I don't need ya'll ANYWAY. I'm RICH, BITCH!

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Fuck ya'll lookin' at!?

Boondocks is the greatest show ever made.
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