FUN!
by limitedbythesky
tinaycious's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 10% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 01:50:39 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 02:06:50 PM
Alco Money! : $ 346
Guests of Honour
rainbowtwinkles is a bouncy Buddhist and an overweight, boozed up - spadehead. rainbowtwinkles drank 4 Pernods.
e_l_i_s_a is a vicious Agnostic. e_l_i_s_a drank 16 Cosmopolitans, 2 Champagnes.
verily_poetic is an enlivening Wiccan and is considering ditching their day job in order to become a professional Yard O' Aler. verily_poetic drank 11 Bloody Marys.
april04dawn is a fiery Fundementalist Christian. april04dawn decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
iammaredhead is a crestfallen Taoist. iammaredhead drank 2 Stouts, 1 Mint Julep.
tinaycious is a jaunty Atheist and a newbie drinker. tinaycious drank 13 Mescals.
thepieandi is an unhappy Liberal Christian. thepieandi drank 2 Aftershocks.
babolins is a cast down Hindu and a constantly polaxed mofo. babolins drank 7 Cosmopolitans.
eggy is a powerless Wiccan. eggy drank 16 White Wines.
molishka is a jaunty Buddhist. molishka drank 5 Champagnes.
keiichi_chan is a horrid Fundementalist Christian who pisses on their neighbours lawn simply because they are too evil to use their own bathroom. keiichi_chan decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
revgriddler is a sprightly Wiccan and a ravaging boozehound who consumes alcohol like a Mid-west tornado consumes redneck barns. revgriddler drank 1 Lager, 3 Ciders.
Sick!
4 people thought it would be a wise idea to donate their stomach contents to tinaycious's kitchen floor!
Fights
april04dawn was sentenced to 25 years in prison after the brutal murder of eggy at a party hosted by someone known only as tinaycious. eggy was burnt at the stake at tinaycious's home sometime around 01:36:04 PM.
tinaycious continually teased keiichi_chan throughout the night by repeatedly showing keiichi_chan their ass and suggestively whispering 'Where is your God now eh, Godchild?'
Lovers
I don't understand it! They were sworn enemies at the start of the night and now iammaredhead and thepieandi appear to be in love. How fucking sweet!
The Drunkest
Oh e_l_i_s_a! You make Alex Higgins look dry! You sultry fellow thou!
Random Events
tinaycious bored everyone with fascinating stories about their collection of exotic french ticklers.
the room stood in awe as eggy declared that they were jesus before pouring a glass of
red wine over verily_poetic's head.
Happy New Year!
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