five; whatchu talkin bout?

Apr 28, 2009 22:38


Lunch time. The only really fun part of the day.
 
Today it was a war between the natives and the white man. Me and Tavia had our corn and the white (non-native brown) man had their....assholeness. Remy, Gilly was just oblivious.

Haha, that's not all though, I seriously almost pissed myself when I had to draw a diagram of a blowjob and...the returned favor, for my super virgin friend.
Tavia spilled her pop and we had to clean it up because Mr. Stewart is a creepo. I mean seriously he laughs at me all the time and stares with his big pedo eyeballs.

Tavia "I almost slipped on your piss Tihana."
Mr. Calqhoudfka;sjdflkjds "MY VIRGIN EARS."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

onanothernote...
I'm going to start a family business, hunting demons with buddha :D

buddha says:
we're gonna start a family business

tihana    [ would you like a diagram? ] says:
oh really? yaay, what kind

buddha says:
ok i know you're gonna laugh at this but....
we are gonna hunt demons

tihana    [ would you like a diagram? ] says:
hahaha oh my. what gave you this idea?

buddha says:
i don't know lmao i've just always liked the concept of ghost tracking

tihana    [ would you like a diagram? ] says:
haha well then. i think that could be fun.

buddha says:
i've already planned our first hunt
we're gonna summon the spirit of mary worth and send her back to hell where she belongs

tihana    [ would you like a diagram? ] says:
hahahahaha omg that made me laugh really hard. sounds fun. i'll be scared though

buddha says:
lmao i take it you know who that is?
do you???

tihana    [ would you like a diagram? ] says:
Either you mean the comic or bloody mary haha.

buddha says:
bloody mary
so you in???
just think of how many lives we can save, that bitch won't be able to kill anyone if she's burning in hell

tihana    [ would you like a diagram? ] says:
yeah i'm in. i'm such a huge wimp though, i should warn you.
i could say the same thing about my grandmother. xD

buddha says:
lmao oh yeah you don't like your grandmother eh??

tihana    [ would you like a diagram? ] says:
yes. very much so.
if we needed diagrams on said hunts, i could draw them. jsyk

buddha says:
haha, diagram?
i want to go and find a windigo
and see what they're all about
if they are evil, we burn them

tihana    [ would you like a diagram? ] says:
haha, you're such a mental case

buddha says:
haha this is just the beginning
we're gonna be hunting vampires, warewolves, you name it dude
shape shifter
ghouls
so many evil out there...
east indians too

i like to think my life is entertaining, i've concluded that i'm delusional

Previous post Next post
Up