three; peanut butter and jellly
The past few days as follows...
Me "Have fun in psychology!"
Gilly "Bitch."
Me "Your hair looks so nice!"
Tavia "Thanks"
....
Tavia "You're so ugly your mom never really loved you at all."
My dad "I'm shooting my nines at invisible ninjas! COO COO COO COO" *pretends to flip in the air.
Me "You're a mental case."
My dad "Fucking bitch."
Gilly "I HATE THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY HEAD."
Me "Why?"
Gilly "IT'S USELESS."
Gilly "Foot sex. HAIRY LEGS."
Teacher: "I have a thing for geese.These pictures are wonderful! "
Gilly "Thank you!"
Me *mouthing* YOU SUCK
Teacher " who is your aunt married to?"
Gilly "My uncle"
me *dies laughing in the background*
*reading the 1000 acts of green tree*
even though there were like 4. anyways...
Retard: "On nice days, i drive a motorcycle instead of a car."
me and gilly "WELL HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT FUCKING HELP? THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE."
Gilly "purchase wind power? how the fuck do you do that
grab air and throw pennies in the air"
Me "a penny a blow"
Rémy "tasty hair. you're isn't tasty though"
me "Good, i'm not sure hair is supposed to be tasty you creep."
Gilly *growls*
Rémy *attempts a growl but instead goes "mmmmm"*
Me "What the fuck was that!? That was like a pedophile mmm"
Gilly *falls on the ground*
Gilly "It smells like vinegar."
Me "that's cause you exist."
Me "WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW DID THAT GET IN THERE?"
Gilly "maybe it was a part of your shoe?"
Me "WHO THE FUCK PUTS THIS ON A SHOE. WHAT THE FUCK!??!?!"
Gilly *steals pb&j for tihana*
me "I look like a hobo, my shoe off and holding pb&j in my hand"
my friends own life.