No, I'm not falling for a certain black-coated "Star Trek Into Darkness" villain.
No, I'm not planning to watch the movie again next week just for him.
No, I'm not considering buying the novelization of the movie just for him.
No, I haven't been writing the strangest crossover slash fic with him and Alec/006 in my head.
No, I haven't downloaded any pwetty pwetty gifs of him. At all.
No no no.
No.
( No = Yes )