Comments | tinacrawford: May god be with you.

tinacrawford

May god be with you.

May 10, 2001 21:07

I'm so glad that my friend Mad_Cow is back in the game. He/She's purely an adrogony gift from God.

Mother and I have been getting along better :-D

I'm not a dyke.. I was drunk. *hiccup*

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Lousy Substitute tinacrawford May 10 2001, 18:14:29 UTC

BUT THAT BITCH MAD COW WILL DIE!!!!! SHE'S GOING TO LEARN THE CRAWFORD WAY THAT I DONT TAKE KINDLY TO SLOPPY PIGS! *hiccup* HAHAHAHA I'M GOING TO SMEAR HER FAT ON MY MOMMIES FAT ASS!!!! *hiccup*

YOU GODDAMN DIRTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mad_cow May 13 2001, 02:24:44 UTC

ONCE I SLAUGHTER TINA TINYTOT I'M COMIN TA BREAK YOU TOO, CUNT!!!!
& FUCK YER OLD BATTLEAXE MOM TOO BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAD COW RULES!!!!!!!!!!
YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goodness is it's own reward. xoxo tina_tottenham May 13 2001, 02:30:38 UTC

I just hope everyone wishes me luck in my match against Mad Cow!
I hope the spirit of good sportsmanship prevails
and everyone has good clean fun.
I even wish Mad Cow good luck in our atheletic competition.
I love everybody.
I'm going to do my very best!
Best wishes to all!

Re: Goodness is it's own reward. xoxo joancrawford May 13 2001, 16:26:40 UTC

And best wishes to you too, Miss Tottenham. You're a lovely girl, I can tell you're going to make a KILLING in hollywood. Mommie Dearest will ALWAYS be there for you,...........NO MATTER HOW FAT THE MAD_COW!!!!
Love, J.C.

Re: Goodness is it's own reward. xoxo tinacrawford May 14 2001, 11:54:48 UTC

Dearie, you have my deepest gratitude.. May God be with you, sister.

Re: Goodness is it's own reward. xoxo tina_tottenham May 14 2001, 14:56:10 UTC

That is so very sweet and gracious of you.

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME, SQUIRT!!!!!! mad_cow May 14 2001, 15:02:00 UTC

I'M GONNA RUPTURE YOUR APPENDIX, RUNT!!!!
I'LL PUT YOU IN A BEARHUG & SQUEEZE THE LIFE OUTTA YOU, WIMP!!!
NUFF SAID!

Re: IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME, SQUIRT!!!!!! tinacrawford May 14 2001, 19:07:21 UTC

WHATEVER!!! This coming from an androgonist that resembles Delta Burke?! Give me a break, FAT PHUCK!!!! What the hell is up with that pouch, are ya carrying a litter of baby joeys? 1-800-94-Jenny Put that one on speed dial, THUNDERCHUNK!

Re: YOU GODDAMN DIRTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! joancrawford May 13 2001, 16:24:33 UTC

LISTEN HERE, SHITWAD!!!
NOBODY, AND I MEAN NOBODY EVER TALKS TO MY DAAAAAARLING TINA THAT WAY, DO YOU HEAR ME???
JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO? FUCK YOU, YOU'RE MUCH OLDER THAN I AM, YOU FAT LESBIAN HOOKER! I'M GONNA SHOVE A STICK OF DYNAMITE SO FAR UP YOUR LOOSE POOP CHUTE, THAT WHEN IT EXPLODES, EVEN NURSE WANKER WILL BE COVERED IN YOUR FECES, YOU WRETCHED SLIMEBALL! DON'T EVER LET ME CATCH YOU ANYWHERE NEAR BRENTWOOD, FAT BITCH!!!

Re: YOU GODDAMN DIRTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tinacrawford May 14 2001, 11:53:12 UTC

I'M GOING TO PULL YOUR HEAD OUT THROUGH YOUR ASSHOLE YOU FAT WHORE!!!!!!! DONT FUCK WITH THE CRAWFORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE RULE ALL! I'M GONNA BEAT YOUR BLUBBER CUNT SENSELESS!!!!

Re: YOU GODDAMN DIRTBALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! joancrawford May 14 2001, 18:23:19 UTC

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, SISTER! You're a good girl, Tina Darling. I LOVE YOU SO!!! OH, and do remember, try not to spit so much when you scream your brains out at Mad Cow. I'ts QUITE un-ladylike.
To my DARLING Tina with love,
J.C.

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