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Hollie: don't remind me, please
Tina: PINCH ME NOW
Hollie: I'm too busy hiding under the table from my own thoughts
Tina: id' have to hide underground to escape those thoughts
Hollie: you'd have to pop a few pills
Tina: i'd have to pop a bullet in my head
Hollie: and then hop in the shower!
Tina: then have my coffin showered with flowers
Hollie: under a gigantic tower
Hollie: that's paid for by the hour
Hollie: the thought is rather sour
Hollie: in fact it tends to scour
Hollie: intead, think of matt lauer
Tina: but then i think of katie couric, i'd like to plow her
Hollie: dykey mcdyke-dyke
Tina: anti-perky power
Hollie: ohhhhh..I thought you meant something else
Tina: get your mind out of the grimy shower
Hollie: we already DID shower!
Hollie: you lose.
Tina: but mine was better
Tina: i win by technical decision
Hollie: dude..matt laure...c'mon. Genius.
Tina: we both suck
Tina: wowers
Hollie: i got nothing
Tina: thats ok you have your legacy
Hollie: why do you keep leaving me??
Tina: i cant handle your love
Hollie: I know, my love handles are overwhelming
Tina: i think your love handles are overhandled
Tina: ho
Hollie: only because I panhandle
Tina: bitch you dont hold a candle to my panhandling
Tina: i'm a bum in dirty bare feet you're still wearing clean sandals
Hollie: bitch, change the channel!
Tina: go wash your flannel
Tina: it looks like a tranny stuffed his/her fanny in your granny's panties
Hollie: you better watch or I'll become a vandal...ahah
Tina: how the fuck you gonna steal? you can't even keep it real
Hollie: man you need to cheel
Hollie: eat some veal!
Tina: ill fuckin eat that pussy calf
Tina: it's ....fuck, no turning back
Hollie: your rhyming van is missing a wheel
Hollie: why's it bright teal?
Hollie: check up yo ass, you might find my heel
Tina: it was a steal frmo the days of shaquille oneal
Hollie: yo don't give me no smack bout shaq
Tina: you're too quick
Tina: my shtick
Tina: sucks dick
Hollie: go back to whitesville, you freakin hick
Tina: bitch plz, you're as black as jolly old st nick
Hollie: THE NEGRO VERSION VIRGIN
Tina: virgin? you better get a surgeon
Tina: a brain surgeon
Tina: watch out for my flow
Tina: it's emergin
Hollie: give up and go on a shopping excursion
Hollie: yo, we goin to Boston? Cuz the night is exhaustin
Hollie: hopefully we won't end up lostin
austin
Hollie: so answer the questoin I tossed in!
Hollie: yo, DAMN it be rainin
Hollie: maybe it's better to take a train in?
Hollie: no...that too expensive
Hollie: you apprehensive?
Tina: just pensive
Tina: it's too late to drive
Tina: instead i'm gonna...be alive?
Tina: in my bed; the party's probably dead
Tina: PINCH ME NOW
Hollie: I'm too busy hiding under the table from my own thoughts
Tina: id' have to hide underground to escape those thoughts
Hollie: you'd have to pop a few pills
Tina: i'd have to pop a bullet in my head
Hollie: and then hop in the shower!
Tina: then have my coffin showered with flowers
Hollie: under a gigantic tower
Hollie: that's paid for by the hour
Hollie: the thought is rather sour
Hollie: in fact it tends to scour
Hollie: intead, think of matt lauer
Tina: but then i think of katie couric, i'd like to plow her
Hollie: dykey mcdyke-dyke
Tina: anti-perky power
Hollie: ohhhhh..I thought you meant something else
Tina: get your mind out of the grimy shower
Hollie: we already DID shower!
Hollie: you lose.
Tina: but mine was better
Tina: i win by technical decision
Hollie: dude..matt laure...c'mon. Genius.
Tina: we both suck
Tina: wowers
Hollie: i got nothing
Tina: thats ok you have your legacy
Hollie: why do you keep leaving me??
Tina: i cant handle your love
Hollie: I know, my love handles are overwhelming
Tina: i think your love handles are overhandled
Tina: ho
Hollie: only because I panhandle
Tina: bitch you dont hold a candle to my panhandling
Tina: i'm a bum in dirty bare feet you're still wearing clean sandals
Hollie: bitch, change the channel!
Tina: go wash your flannel
Tina: it looks like a tranny stuffed his/her fanny in your granny's panties
Hollie: you better watch or I'll become a vandal...ahah
Tina: how the fuck you gonna steal? you can't even keep it real
Hollie: man you need to cheel
Hollie: eat some veal!
Tina: ill fuckin eat that pussy calf
Tina: it's ....fuck, no turning back
Hollie: your rhyming van is missing a wheel
Hollie: why's it bright teal?
Hollie: check up yo ass, you might find my heel
Tina: it was a steal frmo the days of shaquille oneal
Hollie: yo don't give me no smack bout shaq
Tina: you're too quick
Tina: my shtick
Tina: sucks dick
Hollie: go back to whitesville, you freakin hick
Tina: bitch plz, you're as black as jolly old st nick
Hollie: THE NEGRO VERSION VIRGIN
Tina: virgin? you better get a surgeon
Tina: a brain surgeon
Tina: watch out for my flow
Tina: it's emergin
Hollie: give up and go on a shopping excursion
Hollie: yo, we goin to Boston? Cuz the night is exhaustin
Hollie: hopefully we won't end up lostin
austin
Hollie: so answer the questoin I tossed in!
Hollie: yo, DAMN it be rainin
Hollie: maybe it's better to take a train in?
Hollie: no...that too expensive
Hollie: you apprehensive?
Tina: just pensive
Tina: it's too late to drive
Tina: instead i'm gonna...be alive?
Tina: in my bed; the party's probably dead