XXX, micah started it

[tinabarina]

Tina: maybe i'll attract a hot guy if my room is cleaner
Micah: or just put a big picture of a wide open beaver on your door
Micah: boys love beaver
Tina: so you love me for my beaver
Micah: more like i love the beaver for you
Tina: good cause i don't know how to take care of my own beaver
Micah: you gotta wash and shave, boo. wash and shave.
Tina: and play with it often
Tina: keep it from getting bored
Micah: yes
Micah: your beaver cannot get depressed
Tina: or else it will shrivel up and forget how to function in social situations
Micah: yes
Micah: and then people will be like, what is THAT, a shriveled BEAVEWR?
Tina: and i will be like YES
Tina: it just needs some love
Tina: nurse my beaver back to health
Micah: you wanna love it?
Micah: you want to love my beaver?
Micah: love it love it love my beaveeeee
Tina: you've got the magic touch
Tina: revive my beaver
Tina: breathe some life into it
Micah: BRING MY BEAVEE TO LIFE
Tina: RESCUSCITATE MY BEAVER
Micah: BACK TO LIFE
Micah: BACK TO REALITY
Tina: ahhahaah
Tina: and he'll be like
Tina: i'm not trained to give cpr to beavers
Micah: haha i am
Micah: I AM
Tina: and i'll continue my search for a paramedic
Tina: who specializes in beaver resuscitation
Tina: aka an oral master
Micah: yes
Micah: be like, please please please stick your pleasure stick in my beavee
Micah: GIVE ME THE PINK STICK OF FREEDOM BITCH
Tina: defibrillate my beaver
Tina: aka
Tina: use a vibrator you no-talent loser
Micah: hahaha