Hey, want to see my apartment?

[tina_machina]

Comments

[victorsmonster]

holy angles! That is a sweet place.

[tina_machina]

Being on the third floor ain't so bad.

Wait, does this mean that my apartment has myspace angles?

[victorsmonster]

It's possible, even likely.

Were you holding the camera above your head and pouting when you took those pictures?

[tina_machina]

No. But I was half naked. Does that count?

[angerbunny]

Yeah, it loooks about as awesome as you've described it. A total steal and a half. Great place!

[tina_machina]

I can't wait for you to come see it for reals!

[angerbunny]

Me neither. I wanna play in that little cubbyhole place.
You could do pantless dances in there. Anonymous ones. Like those women in the giant fish tanks dressed as mermaids in certain clubs. So... now you just need to fill it with water. ...or something.

[mytmouse]

Holy flying fuck *packs up and moves back East*

[bonsoir_lune]

Girl, that's yummy. Can you adjust the sperm lamps? My cousin had something similar and he and his roommates turned all the individual lamps so they were on their sides...so it made a big pentagon if you looked at it from underneath. It'd make it look less reproductively inclined, but maybe that's what you're going for.

[tina_machina]

The sperms stay sperms :(

[bonsoir_lune]

And, is that your little man? Oh Henry!

[tina_machina]

Oh Henry indeed! He's totally turning into a man! Or a Jerkasaurus. That likes to spoon.

[bonsoir_lune]

As long as he's grown out of the wetting the bed phase, spooning is a-ok in my book.