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AN INCONVENIENT LIFESTYLE
The hypocrisy of Al Gore is looming large and about to surpass the rationale of his mantra. After the Academy award for his theoretical film (it’s not a documentary if he can’t prove the science) Mr. Gore upped his speaking fee to $175,000. He flies around the country on a private jet (photographic proof coming soon…!) in order to fulfill the speaking engagements. Now here’s a idea for Al:
Produce a high-quality internet production of your “keynote speech”; sell this program to universities and groups which you would otherwise visit in person. Or let them do an on-line interactive Q+A. I’d say give the program gratis, but that wouldn’t fit in with the elite, limousine-liberal glitterati lifestyle which you are now leading. Besides, you need the $175,000 per week for the eight-bathroom-house-upkeep. (Not to mention your two or three other residences.)
But Al is one step ahead of this criticism , isn’t he, with carbon offsets? Carbon offsets cover up your climactic sins! They are just an elaborate way for elite liberals such as Mr. Gore to buy their way out of a lifestyle that they want to force us little people to live. So Al Gore can fly on a private jet if he buys his way out of it? Yes, that’s the idea.
copyright 2007 christina carso
The hypocrisy of Al Gore is looming large and about to surpass the rationale of his mantra. After the Academy award for his theoretical film (it’s not a documentary if he can’t prove the science) Mr. Gore upped his speaking fee to $175,000. He flies around the country on a private jet (photographic proof coming soon…!) in order to fulfill the speaking engagements. Now here’s a idea for Al:
Produce a high-quality internet production of your “keynote speech”; sell this program to universities and groups which you would otherwise visit in person. Or let them do an on-line interactive Q+A. I’d say give the program gratis, but that wouldn’t fit in with the elite, limousine-liberal glitterati lifestyle which you are now leading. Besides, you need the $175,000 per week for the eight-bathroom-house-upkeep. (Not to mention your two or three other residences.)
But Al is one step ahead of this criticism , isn’t he, with carbon offsets? Carbon offsets cover up your climactic sins! They are just an elaborate way for elite liberals such as Mr. Gore to buy their way out of a lifestyle that they want to force us little people to live. So Al Gore can fly on a private jet if he buys his way out of it? Yes, that’s the idea.
copyright 2007 christina carso