Tabloids of Tin, Issue 8

[jeymien]

Oddly, we may have confirmation from within the family itself.  Paparazzi ambushed Princess DG and Advisor Ambrose coming out of a meeting with representatives from the Vinkus tribes of the west.   Amidst the kerfuffle that grew around her as reporters yelled questions at her, the Princess got flustered and we got our one answer.

“For God’s sake

Comments

[tinpra]

You used kerfluffle! *squishes!*

She’s not exactly OLD
No, she just looks like m'grandma....I'm just sayin'

[jeymien]

She has grey hair yes.. but her skin is unlined, she doesn't look old... She looks like a friend of mom's that I met once. She was prematurely grey all over, but only 45 and judging from Ahamo, who doesn't seem that much more than 40ish.. I put them in their 40s. Plenty of women have babies in their 40s now :)

[jeymien]

Look at the picture! They don't look elderly!

[tinpra]

It's the funky old lady hairdo they stick her in (and that awful exhaustion, but then her oldest child was possessed and her youngest was missing so...). I've known prematurely gray women who keep up with current hairstyles. I say the Queen should go back to her marcelle waves or a bob or...something less beehive

[jeymien]

I should write that in. Yeah, I mean, she had no access to hairstylists for 15 years but she should be fashionable now :) Maybe when I have her show off the baby bump she'll be all current with hair too.

[tinpra]

Yes! Fashionable Queen. She looked very nice in her younger persona, there's no reason she can't bring it back esp if she's having a wee one.

[jeymien]

Red carpet pregnancy fashion at the ball! Oh man, now I need an E! red carpet event...

[tinpra]

Who's going to be your red carpet correspondent? B/c that's really half the fun.

[jeymien]

Gosh I don't know.. would you be volunteering? ;)

[tinpra]

I don't think I'm catty enough to be a worthwhile E! red carpet correspondent

[jeymien]

Eh well, Maybe someone will volunteer, I have a few more issues before the ball I think. I can always see what to write up myself maybe.. I've watched enough red carpet events (my husband thinks I'm crazy, but I loved watching Joan Rivers on the red carpet.)

[tinpra]

Joan and Melissa were fab, altho sometimes too mean for my taste.

[jeymien]

Yeah, they're always catty about the bad outfits unfortunately. I could always emulate Ryan Seacrest.. he's usually pretty nice.

[jeymien]

And I love the word kerfluffle. It's such a unique word :)