Tabloids of Tin, Issue 4
New Addition to Royal Household!
Princess DG introduced the newest addition to her family today. The small puppy, which she called Toto, had inadvertently jumped out of her oversized purse while barking at paparazzi that had gotten close. Within hours, O.P.C.W.E. (Ozians for the Proper Care of Wildlife Entities) released a press release about how the Royal Family is endangering Toto by keeping in a purse, instead of letting him run free on the Palace grounds.
Azkadee in love?
In other news, Princess Azkadee has been seen about town with one of Princess DG’s beaus! Last evening, witnesses saw her and Jeb Cain taking a romantic evening walk by the lake. I wonder how her DG is taking losing one of her men to her own sister. Sources close to the family tell us that Jebaz (as yours truly is calling them) could be in love. Will there be wedding bells in the future?
Trouble at the Top?
As well, both Advisor Cain and Advisor Ambrose have been seen leaving the Central City Palace at odd times, day and night. However, neither has been seen together since the assault incident. Neither will comment to the press either, though there have been a few altercations between reporters and the advisors.
Princess DG introduced the newest addition to her family today. The small puppy, which she called Toto, had inadvertently jumped out of her oversized purse while barking at paparazzi that had gotten close. Within hours, O.P.C.W.E. (Ozians for the Proper Care of Wildlife Entities) released a press release about how the Royal Family is endangering Toto by keeping in a purse, instead of letting him run free on the Palace grounds.
Azkadee in love?
In other news, Princess Azkadee has been seen about town with one of Princess DG’s beaus! Last evening, witnesses saw her and Jeb Cain taking a romantic evening walk by the lake. I wonder how her DG is taking losing one of her men to her own sister. Sources close to the family tell us that Jebaz (as yours truly is calling them) could be in love. Will there be wedding bells in the future?
Trouble at the Top?
As well, both Advisor Cain and Advisor Ambrose have been seen leaving the Central City Palace at odd times, day and night. However, neither has been seen together since the assault incident. Neither will comment to the press either, though there have been a few altercations between reporters and the advisors.