ORANGE CRUSH HOUSE

The only effervescence associated with this artificially orange-flavored eyesore is likely to be found on the beer besotted breath of the tasteless drunkard who chose this hideous shade. I never liked the sugary sweetness of that industrial strength, tongue-dyeing crap. And I really tried to like it.
Okay, I didn't really try to like Orange Crush or this Ugly House™ either.
Nevertheless, I would like to dedicate this Ugly House™ to
howbearca, who loves the color orange.