Hair Fairies Versus Pube Pixies
"If you believe in fairies, slap my head, slap my bald head...don't let my dreams of a full-head of hair die!"
Oh, I hope the "Hair Fairies" visit my scalp tonight! I will leave a Franklin under my pillow as a reward for them giving me my hair back...
What's that you say?
"Hair Fairies" is "Pacific-Heights-ese" for head lice?
Ewww!
Then would that make crabs "Fur Gnomes" or "Pube Pixies?
Oh, I hope the "Hair Fairies" visit my scalp tonight! I will leave a Franklin under my pillow as a reward for them giving me my hair back...
What's that you say?
"Hair Fairies" is "Pacific-Heights-ese" for head lice?
Ewww!
Then would that make crabs "Fur Gnomes" or "Pube Pixies?