Postulation
I had an amusingly Religious thought yesterday.
What if God™ keeps hurling these hurricanes at the Gulf Coast because he's trying to wipe out Crawford Texas, but he's just lost his touch since his Old Testament days.
"Man, back in those days, I could throw down a plague of locusts pretty much in the Pharoah's back yard. Ever since this damned shoulder replacement, I just can't seem to get the stuff on 'em anymore."
Yes God™, it sucks getting old.
What if God™ keeps hurling these hurricanes at the Gulf Coast because he's trying to wipe out Crawford Texas, but he's just lost his touch since his Old Testament days.
"Man, back in those days, I could throw down a plague of locusts pretty much in the Pharoah's back yard. Ever since this damned shoulder replacement, I just can't seem to get the stuff on 'em anymore."
Yes God™, it sucks getting old.