I knew living two minutes from the American border would eventually affect me...
This is cuz I answered the "light coloured" beer question, isn't it?!
You Are 42% American
America: You don't love it or want to leave it.
But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over.
On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead...
And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!
How American Are You?