dude looks like a lady???

[timpano]

So the powers that be (at work) need to give all of us new swipe cards for the doors. Don't ask me why. Security reprints the cards with the new magnetic strips and gives them out to all of us.
My picture's the same.
My name's different.

Introducing Christine Timpano.

So I went to the security desk and pulled out my dong.

I get my new card

Comments

[bryancheron]

Maybe that little wop penis is so small people think it's a clitoris...

[pisque]

ohhh snap!

[timpano]

Well, Bryan, it was certainly enough to make your mother squeal.

[murfreesboro]

tooooouuuuu-cheeeeeeé!

quite frankly, clitoris-peep, your wit makes up for what you lack. I mean..what you 'apparently' lack.

[timpano]

'apparently' I should get a sports car and a gym membership to compensate.

[bryancheron]

All you had to do was call me 'Seb' and that would've been the perfect Timpanforum moment.

[timpano]

I miss the Timpanforum sooo much...

p.s: the question mark documentary is in its final stages of completion... just a matter of making the mortar that keeps the bricks together.

[bryancheron]

Oh. My. God.

I never thought I'd hear about this video from you ever again; I'm so excited!
But it's a good thing I don't worship that stupid sausage anymore or I'd probably have blue balls right now in anticipation.