Don't know how to make this thing a voting box BUT
SHALL I
a). Cut my hair short short short - like bwoy short, but soft and femme anyway
b). Shave my head so I look like an austere but not thin model (maw-del in parlance)
c). Grow my hair to my ankles (will take til 30th century
d). Revel in split ends and the vague remnants of my one time Spanish layers of joy
e). 'av a trim
a). Cut my hair short short short - like bwoy short, but soft and femme anyway
b). Shave my head so I look like an austere but not thin model (maw-del in parlance)
c). Grow my hair to my ankles (will take til 30th century
d). Revel in split ends and the vague remnants of my one time Spanish layers of joy
e). 'av a trim