His death didn't look sex-related; it looked reading-related.

[timmyminker]

This crazy lady wants her money back for this bike (which i'm not going to give) because "the tire keeps popping off."  ILLEGITIMATE

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[lay_off_myshoes]

"his colon is broken"
HAHAHAHAHAHA i love that!

[sanitysearcher]

i've decided to deal with finals stress by being perpetually drunk. hey, it worked the last few semesters.