hey!

[timmykins]

who wants to go get a pitcher sometime this weekend?!

Comments

[anonymous]

I DO I DO!!!

[timmykins]

i need a name, a phone number, and a place where you'd like to go, mr. or ms. anonymous

[anonymous]

would you like it to be a mr. or a ms.?

[timmykins]

is that something you can change to suit my liking? cause if so, we might have to cancel all together, haha

[anonymous]

Can't change it. Just curious to see what kind of company you were looking for

[anonymous]

You know I think you're HOT

[timmykins]

i'm just looking for someone who will let me chain smoke their cigarettes and get it krunk with me, haha.
If you think i'm hot, even better...i'll let you flatter me all day, haha.

[timmykins]

what, you just gonna leave me hanging now?

[anonymous]

How do you want me to leave you?

[timmykins]

hahaha, i feel like i'm answering riddles from the sphinx!

[andrewnomicon]

count me in, motherfucker. and i can change sometimes, depending on how hot it is outside and the elasticity of my ballsack and ability to tuck it between my legs like a sausage pocket.

rawr.

[timmykins]

'...to tuck it between my legs like a sausage pocket.'

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