I Am Not Addicted to Drugs, I Am Addicted to Glamour

Nov 30, 2004 07:00

Whoooooo. Good Monday night at Axis as they go. Of course, drinking is now an essential to the clubbing experience. Jesus. I entered Matt's room around 10 P.M. and discovered that he was not drinking and asked why. He said that he had work to do, but then he told me that I could take all the the alcohol from the bottoms of his bottles in his cabinet. I said yes, and we did it (not sex). It was hilarious because it was so pathetic of us to go that far to drink. We did get a good amount out of the bottles though, and Matt kept calling me "The Gay Alkie" to his friends that he was talking to on AIM. We talked about roommate shit also. I think that I would definitely want to room with him next year, because we feel kind of the same way about the whole roommate sitch. Oooooooooooooooooookay... so then I left for the club with Robb, Little Gary, and Shante. We were all very effed up so it was a good motherfreaking time. The drag finals were glorious... ummm I think Jujube won??? I wanted Anna Rexic to win, but whatev., they can all suck it. Oh yeah, when I finally met up with Brandon he was DuhRUNK-A-LUNK!!!!!!!! Whoooo. I have never seen him that crazy before, and he deserved it because he always has to put up with stupid drunk and high idiots (me being one of them.... hahahahahaha). So, some other stuff happened... at one point I ended up alone, and it was pretty homogay scary... I had to follow Asian Derek around for a while and I felt kind of bad (I also kept saying that it was the Asian Invasion for some reason???), but I think that he didn't mind cuz he asked for my number before I left. Right before we left, a drag queen (I'm so sorry, I don't remember which one! Whooooooooooooops!!!!!) said that she absolutely adored my coat. I walked home with Brandon who drunk called Mike, Randy, and his roommate. Pretty funny. Brandon also said some really nice things to me. He is such a great guy and I heart the shit out of him. So back at school, I did the usually try to watch Lord of the Rings before I go to bed thing. Haha. I don't know why I always fucking do that after I get drunk at the club. Jesus. So now I am up really early and it is going to be a WORK DAY because I have to catch up. Great, so motherfucking excited. That's it ladies, gentlemen, bitches, hoes, Jews, gays, Asians, and homos. Good day.
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