The weirdest conversation I have ever had
This young woman came into my room the other day named Elizabeth Mooney. She has a British accent and I have talked to her like maybe three times before. SOOOOOO.... here is the motherfucking weirdest and funniest conversation I have ever had in my life (oh yeah my roommate was there too) this is really long, I am sorry bitches, but if you do read the whole thing you will be astounded:
Liz the Brit: Hey Tim, do you have a friend that is German?
Timmy P: Uh, no I don't think so... was it the guy I was with last night?
Liz the Brit: Umm.... maybe. He was very well dressed and he could have been... how you say...?
Timmy P: ...gay?
Liz the Brit: Yes... is it bad to say that?
Timmy P: To gay people, no it's not. (Timmy P. pulls up facebook and begins showing Liz the Brit various pictures of his friends that could potentially be German?)
Timmy P: Why are you looking for someone German?
Liz the Brit: ...I need help with my health insurance.
Timmy P: ...Is it in German?
Liz the Brit: Yes.
Timmy P: (shows her a picture of George Rose, a beautiful bisexual) Is it him??
Liz the Brit: No, it is not George... WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH HIM???
Timmy P: You mean George?
Liz the Brit: Yes... is he... how you say...??
Timmy P: ...gay??? Well, he is bisexual. He likes girls and he likes guys.
Liz the Brit: Who is that beautiful young man who lives on the first floor?
Timmy P: You mean Brandon?
Liz the Brit: Yes... is he... how you say...? (for the third time)
Timmy P: GAY????
Liz the Brit: Now, if the beautiful young man who lives on the first floor (note how I just said that his name is Brandon but she will not say it) and some other very beautiful girl came up to George and they both said, "George I am wanting to have sex with you tonight" who would he choose?
Timmy P: I really don't know... I suppose that it depends on how he was feeling that night?
Liz the Brit: You mean if he felt like sticking it in a boy's bum, or in a girl's...
--And then my friend Lindsey knocked on the door. Crazy I know. You figure that British people would be a little more exposed to the whole gay thing... WELL YOU FIGURED WRONG MOTHERFUCKERS. I love all of you. Good night.
Liz the Brit: Hey Tim, do you have a friend that is German?
Timmy P: Uh, no I don't think so... was it the guy I was with last night?
Liz the Brit: Umm.... maybe. He was very well dressed and he could have been... how you say...?
Timmy P: ...gay?
Liz the Brit: Yes... is it bad to say that?
Timmy P: To gay people, no it's not. (Timmy P. pulls up facebook and begins showing Liz the Brit various pictures of his friends that could potentially be German?)
Timmy P: Why are you looking for someone German?
Liz the Brit: ...I need help with my health insurance.
Timmy P: ...Is it in German?
Liz the Brit: Yes.
Timmy P: (shows her a picture of George Rose, a beautiful bisexual) Is it him??
Liz the Brit: No, it is not George... WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH HIM???
Timmy P: You mean George?
Liz the Brit: Yes... is he... how you say...??
Timmy P: ...gay??? Well, he is bisexual. He likes girls and he likes guys.
Liz the Brit: Who is that beautiful young man who lives on the first floor?
Timmy P: You mean Brandon?
Liz the Brit: Yes... is he... how you say...? (for the third time)
Timmy P: GAY????
Liz the Brit: Now, if the beautiful young man who lives on the first floor (note how I just said that his name is Brandon but she will not say it) and some other very beautiful girl came up to George and they both said, "George I am wanting to have sex with you tonight" who would he choose?
Timmy P: I really don't know... I suppose that it depends on how he was feeling that night?
Liz the Brit: You mean if he felt like sticking it in a boy's bum, or in a girl's...
--And then my friend Lindsey knocked on the door. Crazy I know. You figure that British people would be a little more exposed to the whole gay thing... WELL YOU FIGURED WRONG MOTHERFUCKERS. I love all of you. Good night.