Well we don't have any tea, but we've got Coke and shit...
Here are some snippets that currently summarize this little life of mine (and yes I am gonna let it fuckin' shine!):
1. Inflamed pieces of flesh in the back of my throat... not to worry it ain't no STD it's tonsa-fucking-litus.
2. Monica Dwhalen continues to be the number one slice this side uh the West Coast. Baby, Safe Haven.
3. Stetson fucking East can go choke on a wet noodle.
4. Dance Dance Revolution still plays an essential role in my life.
5. Nobody calls Brandon the Tool Man Taylor fat. Seriously. She told me.
6. My roommate thinks that I am in a domestically violent homosexual relationship, but he is listening to Dave Matthews right now, so we all know what a cool guy he is.
7. Happiness and comfort is currently dependent upon at least three over-the-counter and prescription drugs.
8. Lane Health Center actually gives a shit?
9. Oh ballroom dancing... are you ever going to happen?
10. "No more drama in my life, no more tears I'm gonna cry again." thanks Gloria GAYnor
11. Miss Hilton, you must be worth a trillion bucks.
12. I get the feeling that you don't really give a fuck.
13. Jade IMed me while she was stoned. Are you from same country as me?
14. My Calculus teacher is in love with me. I would marry her were she not a tiny little Asian woman with gigantic bug-esque glasses.
15. Sometimes a friendship is only worth $13.50.
16. I love it when you call me big poppa. Throw your hands in the air if you think you're a PLAYER!
17. Slut just wanted to have a few drinks before the party, and bitch thought that she could take care of herself, but thank JESUS Pimp was the designated driver. Fucking hilarious.
18. Shopping makes life worth living.
19. "Be there or be quadrilateral." -Stephen Hughes
20. Asian sluts go bangy bangy.
1. Inflamed pieces of flesh in the back of my throat... not to worry it ain't no STD it's tonsa-fucking-litus.
2. Monica Dwhalen continues to be the number one slice this side uh the West Coast. Baby, Safe Haven.
3. Stetson fucking East can go choke on a wet noodle.
4. Dance Dance Revolution still plays an essential role in my life.
5. Nobody calls Brandon the Tool Man Taylor fat. Seriously. She told me.
6. My roommate thinks that I am in a domestically violent homosexual relationship, but he is listening to Dave Matthews right now, so we all know what a cool guy he is.
7. Happiness and comfort is currently dependent upon at least three over-the-counter and prescription drugs.
8. Lane Health Center actually gives a shit?
9. Oh ballroom dancing... are you ever going to happen?
10. "No more drama in my life, no more tears I'm gonna cry again." thanks Gloria GAYnor
11. Miss Hilton, you must be worth a trillion bucks.
12. I get the feeling that you don't really give a fuck.
13. Jade IMed me while she was stoned. Are you from same country as me?
14. My Calculus teacher is in love with me. I would marry her were she not a tiny little Asian woman with gigantic bug-esque glasses.
15. Sometimes a friendship is only worth $13.50.
16. I love it when you call me big poppa. Throw your hands in the air if you think you're a PLAYER!
17. Slut just wanted to have a few drinks before the party, and bitch thought that she could take care of herself, but thank JESUS Pimp was the designated driver. Fucking hilarious.
18. Shopping makes life worth living.
19. "Be there or be quadrilateral." -Stephen Hughes
20. Asian sluts go bangy bangy.