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Jesus, I hate that I have a Tuesday and Friday class this semester. My weekends used to be so long and beautiful like long, beautiful penis, but now they is just a short little chode. Whoops kinda inappropry. Talked to my homey M. Dwhalen todays. She is dabomb.com mofos. I CANNOT WAIT until I go up to Footchburg to party like it's nineteen freakin' ninety nine in her deluxe apartment in the sky. Thank Jesus she finally got a piece of that pie. I can definitely already tell that this semester is going to be tough. My classes all require a lot of work and I now plan on joining the ballroom dancing team with the fabulous Ms. Carly Pifer... as well as hopefully going swimming a lot. I miss dat shit "like a motherfucker misses fucking a mother" -Flailin' Whalen said that. Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie are taking over my mannerisms... which I am not necessarily happy about, but that will not stop it from happening. P.S. Thank Senior Cox for the hot new layout. Loves it! I hung out with Chris tonight. He is such a nice guy, and I really hope I wasn't an annoying little shit... or uninteresting. The peeps of Willis Hall are a-okay in my novella. "Where is the gay pizzle?" -this girl named Adda who I met. Okay this entry was OOC which does not stand for out of character, but does stand for OUT OF CONTROL which is not even true... it was actually just kind of unstructured... and boring. Sorry bout dat. My roommate is such a freak... he is just mumbling to himself right now. I don't know how much longer I can stand Stetson East. Maybe I will just live in Chris' room because it is the shit. ALL RIGHT. Check you on the flip side o' the pancake. I'm gonna kill you in the face. GOOOOOOD NIIIIGHTT!!!!