Who's that Spartan in my tee-pee? It's me! It's me! Native Americans.
Oooooooohhhhhhhhhh jeeeeeeesuuussssssss I am so freaking happy to be back at schooly wog. Last night, I got soooooo effing effed up, it was nutrageous. Basically what went down was Keith, my main man and sweet ass RA from the 4th floor of Stetsonian East had these outstanding martini glasses which we drank from and then went to go see our friend Christina in my friend Mike's room and had Bacardi Limon and lemonade which was so effing gooood. THEN went to this other guy's room and smoked wit him and then went BACK to Mike's room for more drinks and a 2-hour long drunken political conversation with Christina where we really connected. Hahaha. OUTFUCKINGRAGEOUS!!!! So need less to say, I passed out in my room and woke up the next day to dine and tan with the fabulouso Keith Dunn-a-lunn. So that was my wonderful come back to Northeastern. Haha. So today was slightly more subdued seeing as the first fucking day of clooses, I mean classes is tomorrie. Thank Jesus my earliest class is at 1:35 tomorrow AND I only have two classes. My schedule this semester rocks the docks and the cocks. Youz all know it. Today consisted mainly of eating a lot and watching the Simple Life 2 with Troy, Sarah, Katie and Liz Fisher. Troy and I decided that we are the nest Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie respectively, and we are going to have a day where we coordinate our outfits and go out shopping in really expensive stores and be really trashy and use the expressions "that's hot" and "I love it" constantly. I heart him like Joanie hearts Chachi... but does Chachi give a flying fuck about Joanie? THAT is the question motherfuckers. Well, I must be off to sleep bo peep, but surely there will be many many more wonderful entries concerning the goings on of the following months. Here's to another sweet ass semester at school. Iz out jews. I'm gonna punch you in the ovary.