Liz Purr, the very picture of teenage perfection, obliterated by perversion...

[timmyjimmyboi]

Sorry, I watched Jawbreaker tonight. One really good thing I had forgotten about that movie that I had adapted: Rose McGowan's lunch quote. Hahaha. I remember when Katie Clifford would bring a brown paper bag to lunch and I would bust out the whole motherfucking thing... "We never, ever eat at lunch period, do you understand me?" Last night I worked at good old Kingstonia Mall... the work force there has reached an all-time high in the trashiness department. I told that to Rachel and she said, "You see, I knew you were too snobby for that store, you should come work in Hingham." I agreed actually. Jesus. So I am working there Wednesdee and Thursdee uh dis week-a-leek. Liz Billy got me into this whole "creating a new image for 2005" thing and I have started working on it. I really don't want to divulge details cuz that would just be retarded, but I will say that my hair, as of tonight, is already a different colour. Nothing too drastic of course. Hahaha. I really miss swimming a lot. I need to get my ass back into shape cuz I feel like a dead horse. I ain't know exactly what dat means. Monicola told me this nutrageous "stirry" about how she got kicked off campus which involved her punching her R.A. and running down the street in freezing ass weather in a skirt and absofuckinglutely no shoes. We need ta put that slice on a leash. It appears that many sweet ass peeps still have finals going on, which is annoying cuz I iz only home fuh two weeks here people. Timmy ain't gonna last forever, so youz all better grab a motherfuckin' numba. Four more days til lil' baby Jesus makes his grand appearance motherfuckers. Timmy P's (not Jerry's) final thought: Jade Dillingham's TACO song...

The T, the A, the C, the O
The T, the A, the C, the O
It's Taco...
It's Taco...

You'll need the T, the U, the M, the S
If you eat the T, the A, the C, the O
Regularly...

Sweet ass tune. Later shitboxes.