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todya was cool
i woke up and did nothing
so around 2ish?? and melissa called and wanted to hang out
so i said by to my brother, this was the best time ive had with him in a while
so i went to melissas and hugn with ehr and lindsay
we watched eurotrip
FUCKING HILARIOUS
then we mussed around in her room, played donkey kong
I AM SO THE MAN AT THAT!!
then we played some question game
and i won!
one question was something about the capital of hawaii
and lindsay gos HONALULOW
and i go HONALULU AND I WAS RIGHT!!!1
but lindsay thought it was wrong and melissa thought i was right
so we asked ms. matonti
and she said iw as right!!
so next we played VAGINA!
and melissa had VAGINA
lindsay had VAGINA
and i had VAG
i was the man at that too
i had to take teh worst piss ever for 6 HOURS
so we maybe lolli pops:D:D:D
melissa made a black santa!
and a black angle, and i had red stuff
it was awsoem
so i left and took the longest piss in the woods
came home at some soup
i want to go bowling with every1 tomorrow, but its all on aine and she seemed mad so idk
my new favorite song
Make it like that famous country singer
Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer
Clean me up but let me keep my edge,
In the day i like to keep it dignified
But at night you know I got another side
And I don't give a damn,
Cause I am what I am
Even if it's really really bad.
I've got an Ape Drape,
Yes I do
They're givin' them to anyone,
And that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
Then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do.
Go ahead and buzz 'round the ears
I've been growing that one braid back there for years
I've had it since the first time I saw Queensryche
The front may conform to society
But the back says I have personality
Even if it's really really,
Even if it's really really bad.
I've got an Ape Drape,
Yes I do
They're givin' them to anyone,
And that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
Then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do.
Make it short in the front and long in the back!
If the top's not short enough that it stands up
I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy Club
But don't you lay a finger on my pony tail
Now fix my kid up so he looks like me,
And then matching crazy pants are all we need
Some may call it child abuse
I just call it bonding with your Dad.
Norce Neck Warmer......Norco
Hockey Hair.......Canada
Mullet.......Hoboken
Achey-Breaky Hair......Nashville
Forbidden Hair......Europe
Shom......Florida
/-\/-/
i woke up and did nothing
so around 2ish?? and melissa called and wanted to hang out
so i said by to my brother, this was the best time ive had with him in a while
so i went to melissas and hugn with ehr and lindsay
we watched eurotrip
FUCKING HILARIOUS
then we mussed around in her room, played donkey kong
I AM SO THE MAN AT THAT!!
then we played some question game
and i won!
one question was something about the capital of hawaii
and lindsay gos HONALULOW
and i go HONALULU AND I WAS RIGHT!!!1
but lindsay thought it was wrong and melissa thought i was right
so we asked ms. matonti
and she said iw as right!!
so next we played VAGINA!
and melissa had VAGINA
lindsay had VAGINA
and i had VAG
i was the man at that too
i had to take teh worst piss ever for 6 HOURS
so we maybe lolli pops:D:D:D
melissa made a black santa!
and a black angle, and i had red stuff
it was awsoem
so i left and took the longest piss in the woods
came home at some soup
i want to go bowling with every1 tomorrow, but its all on aine and she seemed mad so idk
my new favorite song
Make it like that famous country singer
Or that guy I saw last night on Jerry Springer
Clean me up but let me keep my edge,
In the day i like to keep it dignified
But at night you know I got another side
And I don't give a damn,
Cause I am what I am
Even if it's really really bad.
I've got an Ape Drape,
Yes I do
They're givin' them to anyone,
And that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
Then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do.
Go ahead and buzz 'round the ears
I've been growing that one braid back there for years
I've had it since the first time I saw Queensryche
The front may conform to society
But the back says I have personality
Even if it's really really,
Even if it's really really bad.
I've got an Ape Drape,
Yes I do
They're givin' them to anyone,
And that means you
You can drive to Riverside and get one too
Then you'll have an Ape Drape like I do.
Make it short in the front and long in the back!
If the top's not short enough that it stands up
I could be thrown out of the Bad Boy Club
But don't you lay a finger on my pony tail
Now fix my kid up so he looks like me,
And then matching crazy pants are all we need
Some may call it child abuse
I just call it bonding with your Dad.
Norce Neck Warmer......Norco
Hockey Hair.......Canada
Mullet.......Hoboken
Achey-Breaky Hair......Nashville
Forbidden Hair......Europe
Shom......Florida
/-\/-/