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This was too awesome not to post.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I stole jdmiller's purse (-30 points). Last Monday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last week I set palelipsmcgee's puppy on fire (-66 points). In January I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In May I bought porn for mousepack (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-59 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
timmy_horton
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I stole jdmiller's purse (-30 points). Last Monday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last week I set palelipsmcgee's puppy on fire (-66 points). In January I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In May I bought porn for mousepack (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-59 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
timmy_horton