those were the days

[timmy_horton]

i bought new makeup today... that makes me happy
and i got lots of free samples. i love department stores

im trying to think of all the different ways of saying someone is drunk. ive got
trashed tanked sloshed plastered hammered shitfaced... uh

blotto.
gone... done.

anymore? and not something you just made up. or only 3 people say.

we also bought cricket food called Gut Loader. how gross is that? i mean honestly. YUCK