32 || Hippo-WHAT-amus?

[timisnotme]

*Have the slightly panicked looking face of Tim on the screen. For anyone interested, yes, he is still wearing his white mental hospital patient scrubs. He's standing in a hallway and there's some frantic glancing between him and something behind him.*

Alright, I know I'm crazy and all but .. but... Someone else sees this right?

*And he turns the

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[sadfreezingbrit]

[ Only moments after this Philip walks along that very same corridor.

He doesn't seem particularly interested in the hippo though. Or in Tim. Or in... well, anything, really. ]

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[timisnotme]

*You're adding so much confidence to his mental well being here.*

Uh.. Philip? You alright?

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[sadfreezingbrit]

[ Please enjoy Philip's slack facial features and complementary blank stare as he slowly walks past Tim and further along the corridor, brushing against the hippo slightly. ]

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[timisnotme]

Uh.. Philip?

*No, Tim is not really enjoying that. At all. But at least he's avoiding the hippo, meaning that thing is really there.*

Philip? *pause* Clarence?

What the hell is wrong with you?

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[itsahotone]

Why are you wearing that, and why is there a hippo?

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[timisnotme]

*HUGE sigh of relief.*

Hell if I know why there's a hippo in the mansion. You think anything else here makes sense?

*Avoiding the first question like a boss!*

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[itsahotone]

Hippos aren't even like, Christmas animals. This is stupid.

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[timisnotme]

Well if you want to slap a Santa hat on it and make it more festive be my guest.

I'm sure there's reindeer and abominable snowmen and soon we'll be ankle deep in jolly elves and who knows what else.

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[sweetlittleguy]

[Behind the hippo, in the background of Tim's video, there's the head of a blue-tattooed male monk. The arrow creases a little as he raises his eyebrows, looking up at the ceiling before looking back down at the hippo's cracked skin.

His fingers slowly raise up and touch the hippo, who looks back at him and stops what he's chewing, frowning, slightly annoyed at the monk.

The monk reaches out and hands the hippo a handful of long grasses, which, after a moment of staring, it takes and begins to quietly chew it. Grinning wide, the monk jumps up into the air, floating down and landing lightly on the hippo, waving at Tim from down the hall and laughing.

He sits calmly on the hippo as it starts meandering down the hall, just a little.]

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[timisnotme]

Riiiight. You're... Riding a hippo.

*Well at least he knows its real right? Unless he's hallucinating monks too. Which is possible.*