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[timisnotme]

*Something that ISN'T a video message from Tim? Well that's not highly suspicious or anything.*

Alright, who wants to explain why there's a gigantic aquarium in my room with a... a... something in it. A little yellow tentacly squid thing.

... What am I supposed to feed this thing?

*Markus had helpfully left Tim a note telling him how to take

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[castoredux]

[Hey, look. He actually gets to hear Shinji's voice.]

That's a shitty description. What the hell is it?

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[timisnotme]

It's a fish with tentacles. I don't know how else to say it. It's yellow and like.. half squid, half fish.

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[castoredux]

[...] Where'd it come from?

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[timisnotme]

I dunno. But there's now a gigantic tank for it in my closet.

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[castoredux]

What the hell kinda present is that?

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[timisnotme]

A shitty one that I have to feed now.

Though someone told me this thing was edible.

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[castoredux]

Yeah? [Hmmm...] You mind showin' it to me?

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[timisnotme]

*Tim clicks on the video feed to show you a cuttlefish darting around.*

I guess it's sorta cute. Till it grows up, turns into a Krakken and eats the entire mansion.

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[castoredux]

It is kinda cute. But I bet it tastes like squid. [Translation: can I cook it?]

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[timisnotme]

I bet it tastes awful.

I don't know if I wanna eat this thing.

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[castoredux]

It's a cuttlefish. People eat 'em all the time. I just ain't had it.

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[timisnotme]

I've never even seen one before. Looks way too slimy to eat. If I end up not keeping this thing you'll be the first person I call. You can tell me how it tastes.

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[castoredux]

It looks like a squid with more of a face is all.

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[timisnotme]

That's a good way to put it.

Friendly little sucker. It's following my finger on the glass.

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[castoredux]

Yeah. I hear they're pretty smart.

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[timisnotme]

It's a fish. I can't really teach it tricks.

....... can I?