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[timisnotme]

*Something that ISN'T a video message from Tim? Well that's not highly suspicious or anything.*

Alright, who wants to explain why there's a gigantic aquarium in my room with a... a... something in it. A little yellow tentacly squid thing.

... What am I supposed to feed this thing?

*Markus had helpfully left Tim a note telling him how to take

Comments

[reckless_eagle]

Like, littler fish? I think that's usually what stuff that swims eats.

[timisnotme]

Oh, that makes sense actually.

I've never had a saltwater fish before, this may end badly.

[reckless_eagle]

I've never had any fish before, so like, your guess is probs as good as mine ♥

[timisnotme]

I've been told you can eat them. But it looks too gross to eat.

[reckless_eagle]

You could like, ask Japan if he wants to eat it. I hear his food is pretty freaky.

[timisnotme]

Ew. I kinda don't want to think about someone eating something that looks like this.

But he probably would.

[reckless_eagle]

Like, what's it look like? I wanna see!

[timisnotme]

Here ya go.

*He turns the video feed on to show you this little guy swimming around.*

[reckless_eagle]

...I like, can't decide if it's gross or cute.

[timisnotme]

I think it's kinda cute. But only because it's so tiny right now. Once it's a 10 foot tentacle monster it won't be cute anymore.

[reckless_eagle]

Is that like, gonna happen?

n'awwwww He so cute.

[timisnotme]

I hope not. But knowing the mansion..

And so, so blond x_x

[reckless_eagle]

Maybe if you only feed it a little, it like, won't get all mega-huge?

[timisnotme]

Maybe. It's kinda sad that it's in this gigantic tank and it's such a teensy fish.

[reckless_eagle]

You could totally get him some friends!

[timisnotme]

... I just know I'm gonna get drunk one day and end up with a thousand fish in here.