Oh, I bet it's bigger than just your normal rat. And I bet if you could see it now, it'd be watching you with hungry eyes, licking its lips... hehehehehe..
You know, if you leave cheese outside, you'll attract more hungry rats.. and they'll all sit there and wait until you're least suspecting it.. and then when they see you're not watching.. ::snickers:: ..I bet you can imagine that for yourself.
*Tries not to envision himself being devoured by rats*There'll be nothing left of me...*Eyes doors and windows as though he expects a horde of rats to emerge and attack him*I really am going to die...And in such a horrible way...Put flowers on my grave? ;____;
Yes.. yes.. it and all of its hungry friends. ::laughs maliciously::
::laughs:: You really think anyone would put flowers on your grave? You're worthless and if the rats ate you, nobody would miss you except the rats. They'd just get hungry again.
Oh, you can't? ::snickers:: I sure can. I'd love to tell you about some of them, if you want to hear~
Nope. Nobody cares. Least of all me. Heh.
::chuckles:: Sensei doesn't know anything, she's just saying that to try and make you feel better. But of course I'm serious. Those rats are out to get you.. I remember last year, someone got eaten alive by them, and the police came and tried to identify the victim but they couldn't tell who it was 'cause the corpse was so mutilated.. it didn't even have a face anymore..
You know, if you leave cheese outside, you'll attract more hungry rats.. and they'll all sit there and wait until you're least suspecting it.. and then when they see you're not watching.. ::snickers:: ..I bet you can imagine that for yourself.
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*Tries not to envision himself being devoured by rats*There'll be nothing left of me...*Eyes doors and windows as though he expects a horde of rats to emerge and attack him*I really am going to die...And in such a horrible way...Put flowers on my grave? ;____;
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::laughs:: You really think anyone would put flowers on your grave? You're worthless and if the rats ate you, nobody would miss you except the rats. They'd just get hungry again.
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Well...I was kind of hoping someone would care...*Sniffle*
You sound serious,but Izumi-san said you were lying...Are you just teasing me?*doesn't think this is the case*
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Nope. Nobody cares. Least of all me. Heh.
::chuckles:: Sensei doesn't know anything, she's just saying that to try and make you feel better. But of course I'm serious. Those rats are out to get you.. I remember last year, someone got eaten alive by them, and the police came and tried to identify the victim but they couldn't tell who it was 'cause the corpse was so mutilated.. it didn't even have a face anymore..
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...Oh...That's...kind of mean...
B-but she-Oh dear.That's...so...so gruesome...I think I'm going to throw up...Oh...and that could happen to me...I don't want to die! ;________;
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