Oktoberfest

[timid_oroburos]

Well,that was...interesting.I was rather concerned about the fire hazards there,since it was out and in the open and all,but luckily nothing caught fire.I'm glad I had on my bullet-proof vest,there was quite an argument.

Comments

[betterthaned]

Then you should try feeding them daily and see what happens! If it' really what they want, then they'll leave you alone.

[timid_oroburos]

I suppose I'll try.I still don't trust them.

[betterthaned]

How are they supposed to trust you if you don't trust them, then?

[timid_oroburos]

I want to see that I can trust them first.Thay could be serial killers,after all.

[betterthaned]

The rats are probably way too trendy to be serial killers, you know.

[timid_oroburos]

What does being trendy have to do with it?

[betterthaned]

When doesn't being trendy have something to do with anything?

[timid_oroburos]

I never really thought of being trendy as all that important,to tell you the truth.

[betterthaned]

...You have got to be joking. Being trendy is one of the most important things!

[timid_oroburos]

Really?

[betterthaned]

Yeah!

[timid_oroburos]

Maybe I'll have to look into being more trendy,then.Does it make you safer?

[betterthaned]

Well... yeah. If you're trendy, then maybe the rats and turtle mafia won't bother you!

[timid_oroburos]

Hmmm..Sounds useful...Wait...I'm not trendy?Turtle MAFIA?

[betterthaned]

Nope. You're wearing the same clothes are the other Greed! Which are very untrendy. Yeah, what about them?

[timid_oroburos]

They are?But...this is my homunculus outfit!It's what I wear!There's a TURTLE MAFIA? TURTLE.MAFIA.They don't go together in my mind.