Memorandum
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We had a nice time at dinner. Went to the Outback this time. We were going to go to Chi-Chis but hubbster changed his mind at the last second. I was fine with Outback except for the fact that they have the suckiest Pina Coladas ever made which meant I shouldn't even bother getting one, so I didn't. I had to work anyway. It probably would have made me tired. Joey didn't mind Outback of course. He'll eat anything, anywhere, anytime. Hey, why does my step son have to be hot? And er, am I a pervert for thinking he's hot? (please don't answer that). He's not a kid or anything, he just turned 18, and I've never said anything or done anything (and I wouldn't), but...DAMN junior! A blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, buffed, young version of my husband. Damn! Anyways, we basically pigged out and talked about what he was going to do with the rest of his life. Said he wanted to be a computer technician or some such. Then we told him all about the Renaissance Faire and stuff. After that we joked around about his dad getting caught babe watching. Hubby said he thought it was so hilarious when I made the "You're not going to find the directions in her asscrack" comment. Lol, I did too, but I'll still kick his ass. So we had a good time and then we made Joey promise to call his father at least once a week.
I did not want to go to work last night at all. Hubby had Tues/Wed off and I absolutely hate working when I know he is going to be home. It took everything for me not to call out on their asses. When I got there the whole atmosphere was just gloomy. Everyone seemed to be in a funk or something. I was no better because I didn't want to be there and plus I missed some birth control pills, so my whole cycle is off and my "friend" is coming now in the beginning of my work week instead of the end. I was cramping all night long. Orazio strolled in at 11. I looked for SSG but he did not come. I casually asked Marie which supervisors were scheduled and she said Jackie and SSG were coming at 12. Jackie did come in at 12. No SSG. Of course I didn't say anything, I just secretly wondered where he was. Five minutes after 12 I heard Mrs. Jackie nosey pants all in the man's business already. "It's five after 12. Did SSG call? Did SSG call? Did SSG call? He could at least have some respect and let somebody know he's not coming. That's a no call no show. Blah blah blah." Orazio got tired of her asking about him and snapped on her. I thought that was funny as hell. He said "Dame, how many time yu gonna ask if SSG call? You already ask me three time. Gooble blurba wonka woo." I don't know what his last sentence was. He kinda lost me with that quiet drunk Sylvester Stallone slur he does.
So ok, now I'm internally freaking out here. WTF? Why is SSG not here? He can't not come to work. What am I going to do if he doesn't show up? Who will I glance at from afar and pretend not to like anymore if he doesn't come? Help Me! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Just when I had given up hope...SSG strolled in. It was quarter after twelve. I was relieved, but wait, something was wrong. SSG looked like a bucket of fury! There was no smile, no joking, no sarcastic remarks, no hi, no bye, no kiss my ass. WTF? He barely spoke to anyone for the first half of the night and when he did it was a brief rude snap. Right off the bat him and Mrs. Jackie started argueing about whether or not to let me change the disk or some shit that I wasn't really supposed to be doing. From then on it was an SSG serious attituderama. What the hell? Now we couldn't be having that now coud we? So at about four or so me and Mrs. Anna told him about himself and his stank attitude. He said to me "Just because I don't come in smiling you people think...". And I cut him off with "I'm not you people." "Well, correction...you and Carolyn". "I've got nothing to do with Carolyn. I'm talking about me...Tasberry. You are not allowed to come by my bank, enter my bank, or look towards my bank without a smile on your face." He kinda paused for a minute and said "Oh ok. I didn't get the memo about that. Lol". We always get memos and shit when new rules arise at the job. I was in my creative mood so I figured if he was going be sarcastic about a "memo", I was going to make up a memo just for him and his non smiling. So I did. I drew up a memo which said he must maintain a smile in or around the main bank, slipped it to Mrs. Anna, and told her to give it to him on the DL you know so nosy Mrs. Jackie wouldn't see it and blow it up into some secret love letter or some bullshit.
He read it, she made him sign it, and he acknowledged it later. Dunno what he did with it. I got through the night ok. I was so tired though. I guess from just not wanting to be there. Ug. Anyway, I balanced a little after seven and went to the back for some hot chocolate. Shortly afterwards, Mrs. Anna and SSG walked back there. SSG made some fresh coffee and Mrs. Anna left, so then it was just us. He asked me if this memo was going to go in his file. I laughed and said yes, then I asked him why he had an attitude. He said he got hit with a bunch of different things at once as soon as he came in. Plus he needed Sunday off. Yeah, I heard he was supposed to be moving into his new house or something on Sunday. I said "Hey, if I could work for you I would". Then he said "Well, if it were that easy then I would appreciate it, but unless you can get a key license in the next three days...". I said "I'll do it!" I really wanted to say "I'd do anything fer ya if I could" ...but..you know. He said "You're ok" and walked off. He just doesn't get it does he? Sometimes I want to just grab him by the ears and scream at the top of my lungs in his face. Remember how Sam Kinison the comedian used to scream? I want to do one of those like "AAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".
After he left I guess I fell asleep in the back 'cause twenty minutes later Mrs. Jackie came clunking back there waking me up with her shiny white elf tap shoes. Me and her walked out to go home at the same time. She was like "Huh, you and SSG are getting cozy." I was like "What the hell are you talking about now Mrs. Jackie?". "In the back". "What?" "I saw yall in the back." Um, if SSG did return to the back after I fell asleep I didn't know anything about it because I was SLEEP! How is that getting cozy? Was he rubbing my tits or something while I was snoring? (that would've been awesome). If not, then shut the hell up. The man is allowed to stand there and slurp his coffee in the breakroom while I'm sleeping if he wants. Geez! I swear sometimes those tap shoes are too tight around her ankles and it goes to her brain.
We had a nice time at dinner. Went to the Outback this time. We were going to go to Chi-Chis but hubbster changed his mind at the last second. I was fine with Outback except for the fact that they have the suckiest Pina Coladas ever made which meant I shouldn't even bother getting one, so I didn't. I had to work anyway. It probably would have made me tired. Joey didn't mind Outback of course. He'll eat anything, anywhere, anytime. Hey, why does my step son have to be hot? And er, am I a pervert for thinking he's hot? (please don't answer that). He's not a kid or anything, he just turned 18, and I've never said anything or done anything (and I wouldn't), but...DAMN junior! A blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, buffed, young version of my husband. Damn! Anyways, we basically pigged out and talked about what he was going to do with the rest of his life. Said he wanted to be a computer technician or some such. Then we told him all about the Renaissance Faire and stuff. After that we joked around about his dad getting caught babe watching. Hubby said he thought it was so hilarious when I made the "You're not going to find the directions in her asscrack" comment. Lol, I did too, but I'll still kick his ass. So we had a good time and then we made Joey promise to call his father at least once a week.
I did not want to go to work last night at all. Hubby had Tues/Wed off and I absolutely hate working when I know he is going to be home. It took everything for me not to call out on their asses. When I got there the whole atmosphere was just gloomy. Everyone seemed to be in a funk or something. I was no better because I didn't want to be there and plus I missed some birth control pills, so my whole cycle is off and my "friend" is coming now in the beginning of my work week instead of the end. I was cramping all night long. Orazio strolled in at 11. I looked for SSG but he did not come. I casually asked Marie which supervisors were scheduled and she said Jackie and SSG were coming at 12. Jackie did come in at 12. No SSG. Of course I didn't say anything, I just secretly wondered where he was. Five minutes after 12 I heard Mrs. Jackie nosey pants all in the man's business already. "It's five after 12. Did SSG call? Did SSG call? Did SSG call? He could at least have some respect and let somebody know he's not coming. That's a no call no show. Blah blah blah." Orazio got tired of her asking about him and snapped on her. I thought that was funny as hell. He said "Dame, how many time yu gonna ask if SSG call? You already ask me three time. Gooble blurba wonka woo." I don't know what his last sentence was. He kinda lost me with that quiet drunk Sylvester Stallone slur he does.
So ok, now I'm internally freaking out here. WTF? Why is SSG not here? He can't not come to work. What am I going to do if he doesn't show up? Who will I glance at from afar and pretend not to like anymore if he doesn't come? Help Me! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Just when I had given up hope...SSG strolled in. It was quarter after twelve. I was relieved, but wait, something was wrong. SSG looked like a bucket of fury! There was no smile, no joking, no sarcastic remarks, no hi, no bye, no kiss my ass. WTF? He barely spoke to anyone for the first half of the night and when he did it was a brief rude snap. Right off the bat him and Mrs. Jackie started argueing about whether or not to let me change the disk or some shit that I wasn't really supposed to be doing. From then on it was an SSG serious attituderama. What the hell? Now we couldn't be having that now coud we? So at about four or so me and Mrs. Anna told him about himself and his stank attitude. He said to me "Just because I don't come in smiling you people think...". And I cut him off with "I'm not you people." "Well, correction...you and Carolyn". "I've got nothing to do with Carolyn. I'm talking about me...Tasberry. You are not allowed to come by my bank, enter my bank, or look towards my bank without a smile on your face." He kinda paused for a minute and said "Oh ok. I didn't get the memo about that. Lol". We always get memos and shit when new rules arise at the job. I was in my creative mood so I figured if he was going be sarcastic about a "memo", I was going to make up a memo just for him and his non smiling. So I did. I drew up a memo which said he must maintain a smile in or around the main bank, slipped it to Mrs. Anna, and told her to give it to him on the DL you know so nosy Mrs. Jackie wouldn't see it and blow it up into some secret love letter or some bullshit.
He read it, she made him sign it, and he acknowledged it later. Dunno what he did with it. I got through the night ok. I was so tired though. I guess from just not wanting to be there. Ug. Anyway, I balanced a little after seven and went to the back for some hot chocolate. Shortly afterwards, Mrs. Anna and SSG walked back there. SSG made some fresh coffee and Mrs. Anna left, so then it was just us. He asked me if this memo was going to go in his file. I laughed and said yes, then I asked him why he had an attitude. He said he got hit with a bunch of different things at once as soon as he came in. Plus he needed Sunday off. Yeah, I heard he was supposed to be moving into his new house or something on Sunday. I said "Hey, if I could work for you I would". Then he said "Well, if it were that easy then I would appreciate it, but unless you can get a key license in the next three days...". I said "I'll do it!" I really wanted to say "I'd do anything fer ya if I could" ...but..you know. He said "You're ok" and walked off. He just doesn't get it does he? Sometimes I want to just grab him by the ears and scream at the top of my lungs in his face. Remember how Sam Kinison the comedian used to scream? I want to do one of those like "AAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Why!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".
After he left I guess I fell asleep in the back 'cause twenty minutes later Mrs. Jackie came clunking back there waking me up with her shiny white elf tap shoes. Me and her walked out to go home at the same time. She was like "Huh, you and SSG are getting cozy." I was like "What the hell are you talking about now Mrs. Jackie?". "In the back". "What?" "I saw yall in the back." Um, if SSG did return to the back after I fell asleep I didn't know anything about it because I was SLEEP! How is that getting cozy? Was he rubbing my tits or something while I was snoring? (that would've been awesome). If not, then shut the hell up. The man is allowed to stand there and slurp his coffee in the breakroom while I'm sleeping if he wants. Geez! I swear sometimes those tap shoes are too tight around her ankles and it goes to her brain.