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Voice message meant for the police inbox][ imported to network deviceOfficer? Am I disrupting your evening? I hope it’s going well. Now, now, I’m sure you look beautiful behind your very dull desk... but I have to tell you, I never agreed with the anachronistic touch behind the epaulets of that uniform they force on you. It’s a very unflattering

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[passionforshoes]

Somebody's shit out of luck.

[timgunned]

I know. We splurged on that lace, too.

[passionforshoes]

Lace is last season, anyway. Try suede.

[timgunned]

It's not estival.

[passionforshoes]

And your point being? Are you one of those idiots who follow the rule about wearing white after Labor Day?

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What an unruly customer.

[passionforshoes]

What a fool to think I'm the customer instead of the owner.

[timgunned]

You're here about the dress on consignment? Well, if you wanted more items from us, I imagine kidnapping the chief designer and his fabrics is a perfectly acceptable prelude to a wonderful business relationship.

[passionforshoes]

I get my own fashion hookups. No need to kidnap an amateur who can't even realize he's not at home anymore.

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...you can always predict what the critics will say.

[passionforshoes]

Critics are assholes. Wear what you like when you like.

Though, if you get laughed that, there's nobody to blame but yourself.

[timgunned]

Careful, careful. If you keep inquiring after the toughness of my skin, I might think you're up to something indecent.

[passionforshoes]

Yes, you go on thinking with that head. It'll lead you nowhere.

[timgunned]

People with too many goals get wrinkles early.

[passionforshoes]

People who keep making goals never finish the half of them.

[timgunned]

I don't know. I'm very determined to recover my velvet.