Everybody should check out this clip.
http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=15401 I'm sure everyone will enjoy it. It's a clip from a Spiderman show from Japan. Pause it and let it load all the way before you play it, but it's well worth the small wait.
What I learned from this clip: Well for starters, Mariachi's originated from Japan. No joke. Secondly, if you are a superhero of any kind Japan will welcome you openly and provide you with a sweet fucking ride (with a remote), and an Ass Kicking giant robot. That shit comes standard for everyone, as long as they sign the contract that obligates them to use said vehicles to battle anyone that should grow to Godzilla size for no apparent reason. And lastly, all giant robots need giant swords or else they just aren't cool! Oh, and spiderman's sticking powers work on loose mounds of dirt, just as well as they do on buildings. Though he can't really swing from dirt mounds, hence the car and shit. I also never realized that Japan is essentially Tokyo, and the rest of its land mass is comprised of barren wastelands of dirt. But now I know, and knowing is half the battle. Half the battle against Giant dudes, with my kick ass sword weilding Robot!!!