Blimey...
You’ll never guess who I ran into saving the world yesterday. Only one Donna Noble. Blimey, she’s changed from when I last saw her. Not in that same old wedding dress, for a start. Mind you, some things haven’t changed - she still managed to miss the replica Titanic flying over London last Christmas, although I’m not sure whether I should really be surprised at this point. No offence, Donna, if you're reading this.
Anyway, I’ve somehow ended up with Donna on the TARDIS, and all her baggage. Like that hat box. I mean, who even has a hat box these days? Anyone? Point is, I might not be around as often. Showing Donna the big wide universe and everything. Although, judging from the way she nicked off with my spare laptop earlier, it seems she might have already found this place, so a lot of you have probably already met her...
Oh, one word of advice for you all: if any of you were planning to start a diet plan sometime in the near future and it involves taking pills, just… oh, you know what, you probably won’t listen anyway so this won’t make much of a difference, but don’t. Just don’t. You’ll thank me for it later, trust me.
Anyway, I’ve somehow ended up with Donna on the TARDIS, and all her baggage. Like that hat box. I mean, who even has a hat box these days? Anyone? Point is, I might not be around as often. Showing Donna the big wide universe and everything. Although, judging from the way she nicked off with my spare laptop earlier, it seems she might have already found this place, so a lot of you have probably already met her...
Oh, one word of advice for you all: if any of you were planning to start a diet plan sometime in the near future and it involves taking pills, just… oh, you know what, you probably won’t listen anyway so this won’t make much of a difference, but don’t. Just don’t. You’ll thank me for it later, trust me.