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[timestwelve]

I took such a spill down the stairs last night - literally flew from the top to bottom.  A few days ago I also cracked the back of my head on the wooden arm of our futon.  & today at work, I lost my balance & stumbled into a wall.  It's been a really clumsy week so far, even for me.

Someone should buy me the box set of Full House for my birthday, & give it to me six months early.

Also:

Brooklyn family court employee: What's your daughter's name?
Mother: Chicago.
Brooklyn family court employee: Like the state?
Mother: Yes.

--Brooklyn Family Court