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.098 [Email (and Spam?)]

Dec 16, 2011 21:04

[Narvin is now Nathan. Work-from-home computer nerd, creeper, and conspiracy theorist. He sends out mass emails a lot. He also spies on people with binoculars and goes through their trash at night looking for incriminating evidence of government and/or alien affiliations. He lives next to Buffy, across from Kay, and catty corner to the Hoffmans ( Read more... )

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It's going to become a giant sprawling LJ comment of doom! timesbureaucrat December 18 2011, 07:53:20 UTC

[Nathan's paranoia is rising rapidly.]

TO:gnjskbjdflh@watching.net
FROM:nat-alon@aliensonearth.net

SUBJECT: RE: RE: RE: RE: EARTH'S LAST CHRISTMAS?

Who are you? Are you with the government?

Nathan A. Lonum
Programming Solutions
www.aliensonearth.net/contact

>I am the source.
>
>>You know something? What is it? What's your source?
>>
>>Nathan A. Lonum
>>Programming Solutions
>>www.aliensonearth.net/contact
>>
>>>Don't be fooled. You won't make it to Christmas.
>>>
>>>>This was filmed only 50 miles from here. The flight pattern is clearly a
>>>>military reconnaissance formation. Stock up on water and non-perishable
>>>>foods.
>>>>
>>>>Nathan A. Lonum
>>>>Programming Solutions
>>>>www.aliensonearth.net/contact
>>>>
>>>>>Scary stuff. Makes you wonder what else they've been hiding.
>>>>>
>>>>>-A.J.R.
>>>>>
>>>>>>Caught on video, strange shapes in the sky flying in formation. The government of course
>>>>>>is denying that there's anything unusual going on. It's frikkin' Roswell all over again.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv3_zFD6_xE
>>>>>>
>>>>>>~EyesOnTheSky~

ichoosefight December 18 2011, 15:46:35 UTC

[ All according to plan. ]

TO:nat-alon@aliensonearth.net
FROM:gnjskbjdflh@watching.net

SUBJECT: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: EARTH'S LAST CHRISTMAS?

I work for a higher power.

>Who are you? Are you with the government?
>
>Nathan A. Lonum
>Programming Solutions
>www.aliensonearth.net/contact
>
>>I am the source.
>>
>>>You know something? What is it? What's your source?
>>>
>>>Nathan A. Lonum
>>>Programming Solutions
>>>www.aliensonearth.net/contact
>>>
>>>>Don't be fooled. You won't make it to Christmas.
>>>>
>>>>>This was filmed only 50 miles from here. The flight pattern is clearly a
>>>>>military reconnaissance formation. Stock up on water and non-perishable
>>>>>foods.
>>>>>
>>>>>Nathan A. Lonum
>>>>>Programming Solutions
>>>>>www.aliensonearth.net/contact
>>>>>
>>>>>>Scary stuff. Makes you wonder what else they've been hiding.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>-A.J.R.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Caught on video, strange shapes in the sky flying in formation. The government of course
>>>>>>>is denying that there's anything unusual going on. It's frikkin' Roswell all over again.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv3_zFD6_xE
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>~EyesOnTheSky~

timesbureaucrat December 19 2011, 05:34:28 UTC

[So evil.]

TO:gnjskbjdflh@watching.net
FROM:nat-alon@aliensonearth.net

SUBJECT: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: EARTH'S LAST CHRISTMAS?

A higher power? Who? The Illuminati?

Why have you contacted me?

Nathan A. Lonum
Programming Solutions
www.aliensonearth.net/contact

>I work for a higher power.
>
>>Who are you? Are you with the government?
>>
>>Nathan A. Lonum
>>Programming Solutions
>>www.aliensonearth.net/contact
>>
>>>I am the source.
>>>
>>>>You know something? What is it? What's your source?
>>>>
>>>>Nathan A. Lonum
>>>>Programming Solutions
>>>>www.aliensonearth.net/contact
>>>>
>>>>>Don't be fooled. You won't make it to Christmas.
>>>>>
>>>>>>This was filmed only 50 miles from here. The flight pattern is clearly a
>>>>>>military reconnaissance formation. Stock up on water and non-perishable
>>>>>>foods.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Nathan A. Lonum
>>>>>>Programming Solutions
>>>>>>www.aliensonearth.net/contact
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Scary stuff. Makes you wonder what else they've been hiding.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>-A.J.R.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Caught on video, strange shapes in the sky flying in formation. The government of course
>>>>>>>>is denying that there's anything unusual going on. It's frikkin' Roswell all over again.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv3_zFD6_xE
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>~EyesOnTheSky~

ichoosefight December 19 2011, 16:16:25 UTC

TO:nat-alon@aliensonearth.net
FROM:gnjskbjdflh@watching.net

SUBJECT: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: EARTH'S LAST CHRISTMAS?

The Illuminati? You lack imagination.

I just wanted to let you know. We're coming to steal Christmas.

>A higher power? Who? The Illuminati?
>
>Why have you contacted me?
>
>Nathan A. Lonum
>Programming Solutions
>www.aliensonearth.net/contact
>
>
>>I work for a higher power.
>>
>>>Who are you? Are you with the government?
>>>
>>>Nathan A. Lonum
>>>Programming Solutions
>>>www.aliensonearth.net/contact
>>>
>>>>I am the source.
>>>>
>>>>>You know something? What is it? What's your source?
>>>>>
>>>>>Nathan A. Lonum
>>>>>Programming Solutions
>>>>>www.aliensonearth.net/contact
>>>>>
>>>>>>Don't be fooled. You won't make it to Christmas.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>This was filmed only 50 miles from here. The flight pattern is clearly a
>>>>>>>military reconnaissance formation. Stock up on water and non-perishable
>>>>>>>foods.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Nathan A. Lonum
>>>>>>>Programming Solutions
>>>>>>>www.aliensonearth.net/contact
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Scary stuff. Makes you wonder what else they've been hiding.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>-A.J.R.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Caught on video, strange shapes in the sky flying in formation. The government of course
>>>>>>>>>is denying that there's anything unusual going on. It's frikkin' Roswell all over again.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv3_zFD6_xE
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>~EyesOnTheSky~

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