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[Narvin is now Nathan. Work-from-home computer nerd, creeper, and conspiracy theorist. He sends out mass emails a lot. He also spies on people with binoculars and goes through their trash at night looking for incriminating evidence of government and/or alien affiliations. He lives next to Buffy, across from Kay, and catty corner to the Hoffmans
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From: thehoffzer@gmail.com
Subject: It's that time of year again!Hello friends ( ... )
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FROM: nat-alon@aliensonearth.net
The mayor should be preparing for a world-wide crisis. The fucking Final Days of Planet Earth.
Will Mrs. Hoffman be baking her double chocolate fudge cookies for the bake-off this year?
Nathan A. Lonum
Programming Solutions
www.aliensonearth.net
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FROM: thehoffzer@gmail.com.
During these trying times Nate ole' pal...the world' got to worry about hunger. He might not be thinking about worldwide crisis. Just a Crisis down in the city.
She sure will. Will you be bringing the rice-krispie treats shaped like flying saucers again or was that Mr. Kowalski.
Mark Hoffman
Fooddyne Solutions.
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FROM: nat-alon@aliensonearth.net
I've got a bit of canned food to spare. [He's got a whole bunker full.] I'll donate a couple cans. They'll need it because a lot more people will go hungry when the invaders take out the freeways and railroads and disrupt all the supply systems.
That's great. Mrs. Hoffman makes the best cookies. And, yeah, I'm doing rice-krispie treats again.
Nathan A. Lonum
Programming Solutions
www.aliensonearth.net
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FROM: thehoffzer@gmail.com
That'll be great! You can drop it off at the next block meeting.
I'd like to order an extra large batch.
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