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[timesbureaucrat]

[Spam for Kay]

[Nearly losing the TARDIS leaves Narvin rattled and angry. He paces in tight circles and snaps at a native to the city who tries to ask him the time. Being linked to a nervous TARDIS doesn't help his state of mind any. He mutters:]

She's all right. She's frightened. She's all right.

[Slightly later...Private separately to

Comments

[Private]

[yeahscience]

I'm dead, boss. How are you?

[Private]

[timesbureaucrat]

Likewise. But other than an inconvenient case of death, I'm perfectly fine.

I take it you're not injured.

[Private]

[yeahscience]

Not me, no.

...But um, what do you think we should do, if we do get hurt? 'Cause from what I, uh, hear, wounds don't close up on their own.

[Private]

[timesbureaucrat]

I advise that you don't get hurt.

If you manage to do so anyway, the upside is that it won't be painful. The down side is that you might have to hold your body parts together with twine.

[Private]

[yeahscience]

Twine? [Have some horror face, Mr. Narvin.]

[Private]

[timesbureaucrat]

[Narvin feels the same way about it.]

Exactly. Which brings us back to the primary advice: don't get hurt.

[Private]

[yeahscience]

[Now have a long, uncomfortable silence.]

...Yeah, but if it's, like... small, do you think maybe tape would work?